sixfourteen + sixfifteen 2006

Yo peeps

2009-06-06T23:09:00.000-07:00

Uh, hi. This is a post to update this SICKENINGLY OLD and DRY blog which is SICKENINGLY OLD and DRY.

There will be a class chalet on the 10th of June, at East Coast Park. Expect a barbeque there, but we're not confirming stuff. I just hope that everyone can come together once more to have fun just like the good ol' P-school days. Get the details from Ethanyn; she's the one screaming about the chalet at all the old Rosyth dudes all the time, from MSN even to that sports meet where the NYGH girls invaded HCI and we had these Milo trucks/vans which had good Milo but ran out in 2 hours. Yeah, so like bring some money cos the chalet's not free. What did you think? MOE wouldn't sponsor us because this is categorised under "wild parties", which everyone from MOE disapproves of. So, everybody, have a great time. Hope this post ain't too late.

Oh, and I'm not going. Sorry.

Signing off,
Shaocloud

Christmas Party 08

2008-12-19T05:49:00.000-08:00

Hello my underlings! As you may already know, the class party on 23rd december has been moved to Celine's house 46 stratton drive. You can start coming at fourish til whenever, and bring BBQ things, which does not mean BBQ flavoured potato chips. Anyway, if you could please confirm with me if you're coming, and tell me vaguely what you're bringing :D We're a little older now so can we not drink fake cocktail this time? Thank you, richer people who will so totally bring alcohol.
Contact me at luv_celine@hotmail.com
Or check your Facebook Events. If you haven't been invited (I may have missed some people), search for "rosyth gep'06 christmas reunion" and like asked to be invited or something(:

love always,
celine.

CLASS OUTING 23RD UPDATE

2008-11-21T05:02:00.001-08:00

EH OK THIS IS THE 100TH POST! SO COOL! haha anw, this is an update on the reunion thingum

people who say they will come(tentatively, probably): azaac, jia en, celine, ying xin, wesley, vic, jingyi, gloria

people who say they cant come: shi xun, glendon

people who say they will try: rachel

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HURRY UP AND TELL ME

oh remember, its potluck so bring something (: even if its stuff like macs or kfc iduncare so bring :D

oh yes
people who i will kick out of my house: munglin ._.

thats all

kester

christmas reunion!

2008-11-19T18:28:00.001-08:00

UM HELLO!

6GE06 PEOPLE :D

CHRISTMAS REUNION AT KESTER'S HOUSE, 23 DEC, LUNCHTIME :)

Bring food! And check your emails for the official YG post teehee :D

SO EXCITINGZXSXZSXSZXSZXZSZXZSX~! Pleasepleasepleaseeee pretty please with a dollop of whipped cream and chopped nuts and a cherry on top PLEEEEASE come :D Because I love you all the mostest :)

<3 love muchy,
Victoria!

NOOOOOO

2008-10-17T05:04:00.000-07:00

BRYAN DONT BE AN EMO-KIA CHERISH YOUR LIFE CAUSE YOU HAVE EX CLASSMATES WHO LOVE YOUU!!!!!! )): DONTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH AND MUAHAHA I GET TO POST THE HUNDREDTH POST WOOOO

CLASS CHALET :D

2008-10-17T03:22:00.000-07:00

let's have a class chalet hahaha omg so cool we can sit in the beach for hours and go biking and then goggle our eyes out with moviemarathons<3>! :D :D :D

i want to go ecp and cycle the whole stretch! :D

and yes, i miss all of you like crazy D:

2008-10-16T02:42:00.001-07:00

I SUPPORT A CLASS PARTY/REUNION!

Let's have one tomorrow!

Haha kidding. But we should totally have one soon. I miss you all :(

We Have To Go Out

2008-10-15T19:43:00.000-07:00

HELLO PEOPLE :D

When can we have a class reunion?(: Is december good? Or we could have a new year partayye again! :DDDD

I LOVEEE YOU PEOPLE.
NOW GO TO MY BLOG, ITS DYING(not really)( just go anyway)

sillyceliney.blogspot.com

2008-06-22T04:54:00.001-07:00

LOL.

Crys people say our Ahlong chronicles lame leh. Who knew you had the guts to blog about pink underwear, knowing that it would inevitably trigger a recall for some people to be in the room when other people accidentally opened your underwear drawer and found hot pink underwear on top? o.O

Okay anyway people WATCH FEICHANGSUPERBAND, because our technician is bimb and has cool hair.

2008-06-21T23:07:00.000-07:00

Stalker

I.
I know what you did last summer,
the summer before that,
and two summers before that.

I saw you the other day.
You said hi, waved;
To you, I am but
"that guy from gym"
To me, you should be but
"that girl from gym".
But we, we are so much more

II.
We will take flight on gossamer wings,
drink nectar from the sweetest flowers
And partake in our shared passions
like cheese fries,
Converse shoes
and pink underwear.
You cannot ever leave me.
For when we are gone,
we will forever live on
entwined
in indelible ink,
immortalized today, yesterday, since forever

III.
But meanwhile,
I do know
That you ate a cheeseburger,
two packets of fries
and a milkshake
at Macdonald's
alone, but with me
last Sunday.

--

If more than 5 people read this, I'll attempt to revive the Ahlong series. Vic, do you want to restart it again? xD

To gauge current readership, I shall look at tags. Muahaha.

(P.S. That was a parody of many different things, and no, I do NOT go round stalking random people. And don't judge it based on literary merit because it has none. Wheeee.)

I'm SO Bored.

2008-04-27T20:09:00.000-07:00

Hello children, I am horribly bored now so please put up with some Celineness here.

I miss some people.

SOME.

I miss Bryan Lee,

I miss Sushi,

I miss Kevin,

I miss Philemon,

I miss WENQIANG <33,

I miss NOT shi ting.

I miss my LEON.

2008-04-25T06:24:00.001-07:00

Oya.

Support RGS's technician Mr Nuh in FeiChangSuperBand.

He's otherwise known as 怒 (LOL, ANGRY punk rocker what.) in the band, and he has nice hair. Vote for Ethe'Real.

Guess what makes him even more ownage? He's Malay, FeiChangSuperBand is Chinese.

AND HIS BAND PRODUCES JAP SONGS =D =D =D =D

All you Jap learners out there vote for him kay. I haven't heard them play myself, but alot of people say that they're super good and will most probably win. Yay.

2008-04-25T06:22:00.000-07:00

WAI YOU PEOPLE NEVER POST DE?

Anyway I shall post.

I want a class reunion! Someone else organise this time leh I very sien. Plus I organise that time everyone also say I bossy.

Yay I fail Engrish!

Walau eh you people like all mugging or what...

reunion dinner!

2008-01-19T23:57:00.000-08:00

HELLO ALL :D JINGYI HERE :)

hahah. me and celine have been thinking, do you guys wanna have a reunion dinner?

COS IT'LL BE WAY COOL HAHA :D

don't you think so?

like we can have it after we go back to see teachers and stuffs omg omg so cool :D

okay hahha GLENDON PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN WORK THIS OUT ooh yay :)

okay i feel high. SORRY VIC I DOUBT I CAN MAKE IT FOR YOUR WEDDING D:

okay hmm yeah we could have a reunion, don't you think it'll be cool :)

-jingyi<3>

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

2008-01-18T22:03:00.000-08:00

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER CLASS REUNION ON CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE!

Let's go for lunch and a movie after visiting Rosyth. =D

Any suggestions where we can go or what we can watch?

PLEASE REPLY, I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO D:

email me or tag. And revive this place already.

2008-01-04T01:18:00.000-08:00

Hey all. Belated Happy New Year and (boohoo) back to school.

I SO AGREE WITH CELINE. I wish we were still like a class T_T Cos all my class people are so not interesting =/ Grrr.

HEY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT ANOTHER REUNION THINGY AFTER CNY. COS LIKE WE'RE PROLLY GOING BACK TO ROSYTH TO KACHIOW TEACHERS, SO WHY NOT GO OUT AFTER WE'RE DONE =D

YAY I'M SO HAPPY THAT OUR BLOG IS FINALLY REVIVED.

I LOVE YOU ALL INTERESTING PEOPLE. Cos yall can actually think of more than one topic to talk about, unlike some people I could mention ^^ LOVE YALL <3!

=D

2008-01-02T02:57:00.001-08:00

Hey 615/614 Eels!
I just wanted to say thanks for the wonderful party, I realized how much I miss you guys. If I had a choice I'd definately leave where I am to be with you people [TRUST ME.]. Hope you guys have a nice 2008 and I'm looking forward to seeing you again soon(: CHINESE NEW YEAR! We can go back to Rosyth=D and we'd be even seniorer!

Gosh I'm really sick now and I still have to take the stupid bus with ten thousand gays and my owner jingyi who's going to get fined sooner or later [inside joke] :/

Love you all so dearly.

Kisses,
Celine.

2007-11-14T23:31:00.000-08:00

HELLO. THIS BLOG IS REVIVED.

Today was the P6 o7's Graduation Ceremony. Haha we started a tradition it seems. But ours was way cooler, cos WE had a skit! All they had was songs.

Plus, we were the first people to come up with our own batchsong. Even though some people find it too simple, I think it was nice. This year's P6es had 3, one for 614 and 2 for 615. Yes I know they're 6ex and 6VIC (=D), but I don't care we'll always be the numbers =D

(I think our old class numbers were better!)

They didn't have the cool food that we had after ours either. Bleh!

Hehe so yes we are still the bestest batch =)

Okay. Do you people want another class reunion? Currently based on the spreadsheet that Glendon's given me, the dates where the most people are free are rather towards the end of December, so if you want a higher chance of more people attending, then we could possibly have a Christmas party, or a Happy-New-Year-And-Sadly-Back-To-School party.
The dates to choose from are: 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 29th, 30th, 31st December.

These dates are probably the best choices as less than 10 people cannot make it on these dates. Please take a poll and tag your replies on the tagboard ASAP. Also, please give suggestions on where to hold the thing, like offer up your house or something =D If you people want a BBQ I can try booking the pits at my house, but that's only if alot of people can come. (ie 30 or more) Those who live in condos, if you wanna offer up your function room or anything that'll be great too =D And those who live in landed properties, if you don't mind us crashing your house that'll be cool. Also if you live in a flat and it's large enough to hold all of us, please volunteer it up if you want =D

Another thing is: We have a combined class yahoogroups now, but since I only have your hotmails for most of you, I can't add you. There's something a bit screwy with yahoogroups, it blatantly refuses to let me add hotmail accounts. Therefore, please email me at victoriaypz515@yahoo.com.sg or message me on my handphone or MSN if you have another gmail/yahoo account which you check regularly. If you don't, please try to create one and either direct all its mail to your hotmail account or check it regularly, as we will most probably be contacting yall about important stuff from then on.

sixfourteen-fifteen06 is our group's ID, currently only 5 people have joined. I'll be resending the invites, please check your yahoo/gmail accounts or email me the address of either of the above.

Also, please check this blog often and encourage everyone else to do so too.

2007-11-06T01:07:00.000-08:00

okay people.

WHO'S GOING TO MEET JY AT BISHAN MRT AT 9:45AM TOMORROW?

AND WHO'S GONNA MEET HER AT BEDOK MRT AT 10:30AM TOMORROW?

Message JY to tell her, otherwise if you get left behind it's none of her business.

UPDATE ON CLASS REUNION. SUPERIMBA IMPORTANT.

2007-11-03T06:08:00.000-07:00

UPDATE.

THE CLASS REUNION WILL BE ON THE 7TH OF NOVEMBER.
THATS A WEDNESDAY FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE TOO LAZY TO GET YOUR MASSIVE BUM OFF THE CHAIR TO CHECK THE CALENDAR.

ITS AT THE SAME PLACE, EAST COAST PARK. AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME, THE TIME AND EVERYTHING LOR. UNDERSTANDXZXZXZXZ?!

AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN CELINE/I CALLED YOU, YOU PEOPLE ARE SHO MEAN D; WE SPENT LOADS OF TIME AND STRESSFUL MOMENTS CALLING YOU.

2007-11-03T05:35:00.000-07:00

By the way, Yiwye and I have come up with 10 trivia tips about Mavis. Very useful to know.

#10. Tsunamis and earthquakes are all caused by Mavis.
#9. Being anywhere in the 100km radius of Mavis can be a health hazard.
#8. The moon is 400 times farther away from the Earth than Mavis, and 400 times smaller.
#7. A teaspoonful of Mavis weighs over a 100kg.
#6. The meat on Mavis can feed a third world country with a population of 10 billion for the next 520 years.
#5. Remember the emergency exits and evacuate calmly should one of Mavis's pimples explode.
#4. It is not advisable to try walking from one end of Mavis's nose to the other. You might get lost.
#3. When Mavis waves goodbye, the flab from her arms can kill or seriously injure up to 20 people.
#2. The liquid in Mavis all add up to about 10 times the volume of the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean and the Southern Ocean added together.
#1. If you stretched out the fats from Mavis into 1kg blocks and laid it in a line, it would cover the Earth 7 times and still have enough to go to the Moon and back.

2007-11-03T01:01:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone.

Regarding the class reunion, the date has yet to be decided. It was fixed at 8th Nov, but it seems like alot of people are unable to make it (eg me joshua jiarong etc) so dya want to change the date?

Since alot of you haven't responded to Celine's email, I'll just put it here on the class blog. I hope you all check. If you don't acknowledge that you've checked on the tagboard, I'm gonna hang a pig head on your door. If the market aunty out of stock I just hang feeeshheads can already. AND I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE. So beware.

The venue is more or less definite, it's at ECP. East Coast Park for those dumbos who can't figure that out on their own. No we're not going to party at the highway. I don't think many commuters would like that and we might just get arrested for loitering. So regardless of the date, we are going to EAST COAST PARK. Take a minute to absorb that.

Now this is where we need the cooperation of everyone. 7th Nov, or 8th Nov?
8th Nov is Deepavali, if you're one of those people who don't think in terms of dates but in terms of public holidays.
7th Nov is the day before Deepavali.

So who can't make it on the 7th and who can't make it on the 8th?

HURRY UP AND TAG YOUR REPLIES, OTHERWISE WE'LL ASSUME YOU TO BE FREE ON BOTH DAYS. And if you don't turn up... one very angry mob will turn up at your house one day to splash red paint and hang pig/fish heads. You can be the next chronicle in the Ah Long Stories. Make it go live.

Of course... there is another option.

Postpone it to next week.

*tortured screams can be heard in the background*

But we all have withdrawal symptoms from each other already D: So unless you wanna wait and have it on like 14/15/16 Nov ...? So please RESPOND, because 7th/8th/14th/15th/16th November is VERY VERY VERY CLOSE, now being 3rd November already. And we need to call up all those stragglers who don't check their email or class blog. Please hurry hurry hurry!

PS: Can we have another one in Dec? =D

HELLO YO

2007-10-31T03:05:00.000-07:00

HELLO :D ONCE AGAIN, JINGYI :D

lalala... alot of people can come! but alot cannot make it D: D: D:

ONCE AGAIN!

WHEN? THURSDAY, 8TH NOVEMBER.
WHERE? EASTCOASTPARK, NEAR THE FOODCOURT
TIME? 11AM TO WHENEVER YOU MUST LEAVE! probably till 5?
TRANSPORT? IF YOUR PARENTS CAN SEND YOU THERE, GOOD :D BUT IF NOT, THEN YOU CAN MEET ME AT BEDOK MRT AT 10.30! just tell me if you're following me, first :D my number's 96334239, leave your name!

okay so i guess lots of you can come! :D

GIRLS: wig, enting, me, celine, tessa, yingxin, gloria, shixun can come!
rachel and vic can't come D: and not sure about jiaen, jodi and yiwye!

GUYS: glendon, joshfoo, cloudyy, ed, bryanlee and jarrad can come! whoooo :D
zhengxiang can't come, and jiarong too D: aww man!

that's 8 girls, and 6 guys! JOSH NG YOU MUST COME OKAY. D:

AND ALL OF YOU OTHER PEOPLE MUST COME D: D: D:

pleaaase? :]

yayy!

-jingyi! <3>

HELLO(:

2007-10-25T05:36:00.000-07:00

hello guys! jingyi here! (: what's up, how've you people been doing? i'm sure you're all great (:

and hmm, 7th november is a what date? wednesday right? i think ECP's a GREAT IDEA [haha i suggested it, but still! :D] i know how to get there, 100% guarantee no loss of people here and there! unless you want to roam here and there, and get lost, and get chased by wild evil smelly dogs, then well i guess 99% guarantee only. [seriously no one would be that dumb to do that right!] oh heh i got chased by the dogs once. :/

but yeah, it's very simple!

1. Take MRT to Bedok MRT station! [we can all meet here at the control station or sth!]
2. Go to the bus interchange and go to the last bus uh point thing. i think the bus number is like 197 or 196... but i can remember it!
3. Drop off at the funny condo called Balmoral or something.
4. Walk to the underpass, take the underpass, cross the highway and then walk just a littttle bit and THERE YOU ARE!

it's not dangerous at all, i'm totally serious! and it's so easy to remember, don't you think! :D

heh. this new blogskin's so so so cute hahaha. and the pics are funny lol! vic did the blogskin right!

and i don't think we should link our class blogs! then we'll have more class blogs than you have people being linked. and don't link my class. please! D:

some asshole flamed me on my tagboard, ohwell. too bad for her! and she's such an idiot she called us 6GE07 hahahha what a LOSER MAN!

heh. enough spam, shall go do some effective stuff now anyway.

just, another question. what time's the class reunion? and ECP has a great beach man hhaha.

okay, shall go away now... MORE AHLONG STORIESSSSS D: D: D:

heh.

-JINGYI, LOVES ALL OF YOU LOTSLOTSLOTSSSSSSS! (:

2007-10-19T02:18:00.000-07:00

hi =)

I changed the blogskin lar. Cos this one was kind of interesting. So as usual, updates!

#1. Blogskin changed
-If you're reading this then you've already figured out how to work the blogskin. The only drawback is that you have to scroll up alot. But it's okay I'll configure blogger soon. I hope it works. I spent a few days configuring the skin.

#2. Links added
-Well on Glendon's request, we have linked his classblog, and everyone's else's current classblogs. If your classblog is not here and you would like to see it here, please tag on the tagboard. And then I'll add it in. Or if you're an admin just add it in yourself I guess. Also, anyone who wants us to link their blog (personal) can also tag, or DIY.

#3. Regarding the navigator
-As mentioned above, the navigator is still abit screwed because I can't get it to move from the bottom of the page. Thus when you access the blog it's inconvenient. Please put up with it for now, I'll try to change it as soon as I know how to. And by the way, there's something wrong with the "credits" link so I have removed it for the time being. Will put it back up later when it's not so screwed anymore. Anyway, if anyone wants to access the credits (but why would anyone, actually?) type "credits-". Without the inverted commas, but with the dash. Yeah. AND THE NAVIGATOR IS AT THE BOTTOM. So don't go around trying to type in the space that says "you typed; *blahblahblah*" cos that won't work. Okay!

#4. Regarding the picture
-Sorry I got most of the pics from the class vid on youtube. And some people whose faces are not there... It's not cos I hate you lar =P I just don't have your pic. And it's not on the class vid. Anyway its out of space ler. Sorry!! If you desperately want your pic up there maybe you can find someone whose pic IS up there to swap =P Or the next time we have a class outing get inside a picture and those will probably be posted up too. Somewhere. Maybe I'll make a new div.

#5. Auto-nickname deleted
-I removed the part of the code which signs off our posts automatically with the same message. Since people don't sign off and don't write in any particular style for us to guess (or write simply too short-ly for a sufficient amount of evidence to be gathered to make a deduction) it's been removed so we can all see who wrote what. And that solves a whole lot of stuff. Phew. Now we just have to know who has which nickname, and that's relatively easy. Hooray.

#6. Noticeable lack of posts
-There are very few posts nowadays, so please people try to update more~ Alot of people miss out on important info because they don't check the class blog. And why do they not check the classblog? Cos nobody posts. So you see, it's a vicious cycle. So if you all post more, then people will read more, and know more, and be motivated to post more. Then we'll have more interesting stuff to read, and then we'll come back more often and read more, and know more, and be motivated to post more. So on. See how much a few posts can do? Do your part today. Tell your friends (from Rosyth) about this blog. And post. Also if you wanna be an author you can tag on the board lar. Or ask someone to add you.

Okay that's all =) Thankyou and byebye! See you on 7Nov.

Class Day

2007-10-13T05:40:00.000-07:00

Hey people,

I have tentatively fixed the date on 7th November 2007, Wednesday. Any one with strong objections please call [97395747] or email[luv_celine@hotmail.com] by 20th October or forever hold your peace.

Most likely to be at East Coast Park, unless you want to have a posh dinner party at Meritus Mandarin(yay), I'd be more than willing to book a restaurant for our private party. So unless you have a was fabulous idea that can outdo mine (as in the ECP one), shut up and don't complain, Singaporean.

Since I'm already here, Nanyang would like your support in the raising of funds for this hospital whose name slipped my mind. Do come by anytime between 1st and 7th November from 6.45pm to enjoy drama shows and the little fair during the intervals, esspecially on 1st November and 6th, because 113(me!) is selling hotdogs and performing respectively.
Hint: I play a bimbo aunty:D
(No suprise there)
(Or not)

Oh I miss you people so much.
I'm really qi2dai4-ing for this day to come.
I miss you all so much, my dears.
*Sniffs*
Don't ever forget this really nice friend you had for three years okay?
She was there for you.
When you were fat,
short,
ugly,
irritating,
cocky,
pissed,
stupid,
and pimply,

so never forget the love that Celine gave you all this while,
even though you were mean,
hurtful,
back-stabbers,
front-stabbers,
side-stabbers,
(insert prepesition here) -stabbers,
ugly,
fat,
and mostly,
short.

But now that you are all tall and sexy like me, I love you all more.

Hope to see you on the 1st November,
I'll be winking at you from centre stage.

Love<3(maybe not)

The Bimbo Aunty
*giggles*
aka
Celine.

i dun mind joining :)

2007-10-12T04:19:00.000-07:00

im 1.71M yay!!! haha. tht was so random. we could all go east coast!!! or go crash at some1s house.

2007-09-11T19:11:00.001-07:00

hey all, r u guys busy mugging? mayb we could like get together somewhere convenient someday, instead of like plaza sing...

yay us!

2007-08-31T19:09:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Just wanted to say thanks for making yesterday the best teachers' day ever. You people make me realize how much I miss rosyth)':

Oh and jiayou for the E-O-Ys!

I know you guys can do really well.

So study and stop playing maplestory. Or what ever you guys are into now.

Love you!
<3celine

p/s eat more birds nest it'll make you healthy.

2007-08-23T06:40:00.001-07:00

CORRECTION:

We won't be making cards cos that's kinda cliched, so we're making notebooks!

Right but I still need your notes real fast!!! Please pass the message too.

2007-08-23T06:01:00.000-07:00

Heya everyone.

OUR BLOG IS DEAD. DEAD!!

*sobs*

But luckily I'm trained in first aid xD So now it's not dead anymore.

Nope I won't continue with my ah long stories... people say it's too longwinded and not nice to read. =( So I guess 4.75 will be the last in the legacy of ah long stories T.T Unless of course there's renewed popular demand. Which there will not be..

ANYWAY. Teachers' Day is coming right, so are you people going back to Rosyth or not? Wait scratch that, you people so HAVE to go back. Right?

Oh oh and I was like thinking. We could have a reunion after the thingy! Like I bet you Mavis is gonna chase us out after about half an hour or so... "You're interrupting lessons. And it's time for my hourly binge so get out of here. You're blocking my food." (what lessons, actually?! It's TEACHERS' DAY.)

We could possibly go to the playground or something =D Or Glendon's void deck which he's so protective of. Or we could just hide in some random corner of the school and hope that Mavis doesn't find us. Or the coffeeshop or HOUGANG POINT.

Yes and one more thing. Dya wanna make a present for the teachers? They probably won't accept those storebought kinda things cos they're civil servants and thus are not supposed to accept gifts from their students or exstudents or whatever... So dya guys wanna make a card or something? Like we could easily get those huge vanguard sheets and decorate them with messages from our batch. Well most of our batch. I can help to get the vanguard and whatever and collate the messages. So um if you people like the idea can you send a nice Teachers' Day message to me? My email is victoriaypz515@yahoo.com.sg . Yupp. And they can't not accept it cos we didn't actually BUY it. Plus I think they'd be really really really happy!!

So if you like that idea we have to start writing those messages now. Cos we don't have much time left. I hope you people still DO come here... Yeah try to write for all the teachers that taught you in P6 or something. Yay.
For 614 its: EK, Mrs Tong, Mrs Koh YY, Mrs Sng/Ms Ngo, Ms Khoo (but she won't be there...)
For 615 its: Mrs Toh, Mrs Tong, Mrs Koh YY, Mrs Sng/Mrs Ng, Ms Khoo.

Oh if you want to write for more teachers like Mr Grosse or whoever you can too =)

So please please please write and let our teachers know we still love them!

Love ya all!
<3 Vicky

2007-07-08T01:12:00.000-07:00

Episode 4.75

I finally managed to get the day's horrific scenes of my dad and the loansharks out of my head and tried to get some rest. However, my dad apparently didn't care that I had a retest tomorrow and was "crooning" into a banana in the kitchen.

"I LUUUURVE EUU, EUU LUUUURVE MEEE, WE ARE ONE BEEG FAMEERWURREEE!!!!"

Oh my. My dad was rapidly climbing up the ladder of gayness. Barney! The two year old toddler next door LIVED for Barney. He would probably be clawing at the door right now, trying to see if his idol was really inside. Yes, I could hear the scratches. Gah. Pulling the pillow over my head, I rolled over and finally fell asleep.

The next day, I woke up and heated up the pighead soup for breakfast. I smiled wryly. Tonics for today's retest. Yay. Fat load of help it did. If pighead soup really DID work, I'd be in university now. Maybe the pigheads the loansharks hung were of inferior quality. Stupid stingy loansharks! I checked my watch. 5am. I guess I had set my alarm clock wrongly. Well, all the better. I could possibly study abit. Cracking open my book to page 427, I started to read all about algebra.

But I still failed the retest. I couldn't even study right. Well, I HAD thought the teacher had said pages 427-437, not pages 527-837. (Yeps, that's how thick my textbook is.) So even though I walked in confidently, with a head full of algebra knowledge (and the answers written on the inside of my pencilcase) I got yet another 0. I couldn't even CHEAT right. Gawsh.

After class, I was about to grab my stuff and run for it but Mrs Lee was too quick. "COME HERE!" I winced and shuffled over. She waved my test paper in front of me. "I will not accept loanshark visits as an excuse for lousy work! How DARE you come to school so unprepared?" I knew this speech off by heart. Mrs Lee NEVER accepted excuses for lousy work, not even death. She'd personally stomp up to your funeral and bang on your coffin until the work was surrendered. The next bit would be a lecture about how I needed to pull up my socks if I wanted to pass PSLE and get into a good school.

"How many times must I tell you, you have to pull up your SOCKS! If not, you will FAIL PSLE, and THEN, you WON'T get into secondary school, and you'll have to go and WORK as a ROAD SWEEPER!" I sighed. Next would be the ripping up of the test paper and throwing it at you.

However, this time she just glared at me and took out her wallet. She counted out 4 $10 bills and pushed them at me. I looked at her in surprise. "My son is grounded for SNEAKING OUT without my permission, and GOING TO FIND MEILI! So he won't be buying pigheads anymore. I've also spoken to the other mothers in the PoLSA (Parents of LoanSharks Association) and THEY ASSURED ME they WILL take disciplinary ACTION against their sons. I hope they get caned, I always say that a good beating on a boy's backside will make him guai for life. But anyway, you're supposed to buy your own pigheads and hang them up yourself."

She then took out another $10 note and added it to the pile, muttering. "Actually I'd rather you go buy fishheads. There are alot of pupils taking PSLE this year and their mothers are complaning to me about the lack of pigbrains for soup. If this keeps up we'll get sued. Now GO and study for your re-retest!" She turned away and started packing her stuff, mumbling "If pighead soup were really effective she'd be top of the class by now, but what can we tell those kiasu mothers?"

I pocketed the money and decided to keep it for some other use. We had enough animal heads in our fridge.

By the time I got home, it was evening and a bowl of frozen pighead soup was sitting on the table, holding a note in place. I picked up the note and read. "Ah girl ah, ah pa gone to Geylang tonight ok? See even the loanshark say I chio, sure can make alot money one! Heat up the pighead soup arh!" I rolled my eyes. Quickly heating up the soup and gulping it down, I put on my shoes and flagged down the nearest taxi to Geylang.

It wasn't hard at all to find my dad, there was a crowd of squat, balding old men surrounding him. My dad was dressed in his patchwork bikini and wig, basking in all the attention. I pushed my way through the crowd and yelled, "AH PA! STOP IT ALREADY LAR COME HOME NOW!" The nearest squat old man whacked me and said "Si no kia, no lespect for elders one you! WAIT YOUR TURN LAR I HERE FIRST OKAY?" This led to a chorus of protests of the other squat baldies.

"OI AH GUI SHE'S COMING WITH ME FIRST LAR!"
"NO LOR I BOOK HER FIRST ONE."
"YOU ALL SHUDDUP I CAME FIRST HOR!"
"NO YOU STUPID AHPEK I WAS HERE FIRST!"

Those not arguing over my dad were trying to feel him up. One uncle already had his hands in my dad's bikini bottom and was disgustingly groping. I pushed him away and tried dragging my dad with me. "Pa, go home lar! This isn't a good idea! Haven't they realised that you're not a... a... woman?" To that, my dad just giggled and pointed at the nearest squat balding ah pek. He was wearing glasses as thick as my Maths textbook and was chatting up a street sign. The rest of the peks also wore glasses in varying degrees of thickness, but none were thinner than my Maths textbook. They probably couldn't tell what a woman was if a woman came up to them and slapped them in the face. Disgusting. I pulled on my dad's hand with renenewed determination. "Pa, let's GO!"

Suddenly, from behind us, someone growled loudly. "NOT SO FAST." We all turned around. Some of the peks suddenly regained good vision and peed in their pants. Standing in front of us was a woman with a dragon tattoo on her upper arm. She was dressed in regular gang leader clothing, garishly coloured Hawaiian shirts with the first 3 or 4 buttons open, and baggy pants. She also had gold chains as this as my thumb on. Her hair was cropped in a tomboyish hairdo and she wore sunglasses. Her head was cocked in the classic "I'm looking for a fight" way and she had both her arms on her hips. Behind her was a gang of burly looking men, even more heavily tattooed. Although she was a good two heads shorter than them, you could tell that they were scared of her.

She tucked some stray bits of hair behind her ears and sauntered up to my dad. Jabbing him in the chest, she said loudly. "YOU HAVEN'T PAID TOLL YET. NO HOOKERS GET TO HOOK WITHOUT PAYING ME TOLL." My dad squealed angrily at the poke and shrunk back, rubbing his chest and pouting.

I grabbed him and apologised profusely to the woman. "Sorry sorry my dad didn't know what he was doing, he's just a little... weird. We were just... uhh... leaving!" I was turning to run when I saw the female gangster take out a gun and point it at me. Oh gosh. Why do these things always happen to me?

"Don't move." she said. Her gang members behind her also started gearing up for a fight.

"But... but but but..." I spluttered. "We'll go, really we'll go and we won't come back! Just... just don't shoot me!"

Slowly, she removed her sunglasses. Probably to get a better aim. Sunglasses at night always impaired your vision. Oh no... I gritted my teeth and got ready to die. "Pa, there's $50 in my schoolbag..." I mumbled. My famous last words.

But my dad wasn't listening. He was gaping at the gangster woman, and the gangster woman was staring at me. She lowered her gun and I sneaked a peek at her. Without her sunglasses, I saw her face properly and I suddenly realised why everyone was gaping.

"MUM?!" I cried.

---- To be Continued ----

bishangay!

2007-06-21T02:05:00.000-07:00

Whee this is a blogpost of Vic's, written last month when we were at J8 and saw the Bishan Gay =) It's super funny; enjoy!

Ok blogger seems to be screwed up... nevermind I can still post.

Well I have a story to tell!

So today after school after MYAs... Crys and Rach and Xinyuan and Xinyuan's friend (I forgot her name =X) and I went to J8. Cos someone wanted to see the Bishan Gay. Dunno who lar. So we took 156 to J8! =)

And we went to KFC...

Sitting against the mirror in KFC, the booth furthest from the counter... was... this round headed person with specs on the string. Yes it was the (in)famous Bishan Gay. And we stood around giggling outside the KFC debating whether to go to KFC or McDonalds. Rachel was giggling super loudly I think the Bishan Gay got suspicious. xD Anyway, we decided on KFC. OhmyGAWSH I'm SO glad I'm a girl sia!! Also, we weren't the ONLY "tourists" coming to see the Bishan Gay. Quite a few groups of other people also came and were all "eh that's the Bishan Gay leh." And I heard one group going all "eh won't die right?" I think they thought the Bishan gay was gonna kill them.

Lols then after that these group of RI people came and 2 of them walked right up to the Bishan Gay and plonked themselves down on the seats opposite him! With HUUUUUUUGE grins plastered on their faces!! We were all "OMG. OMG. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" And of course, the Bishan Gay gave them a blinding smile. Like..... urgh. And then more and more and more RI guys came. Some clustered around the ones sitting with the Bishan Gay, and the crowd just kept growing and growing. The rest just stood outside KFC grinning like mad. I think they were... amused by their friends. Some of them took out cameras and were snapping pics. I wish I'd brought my pink Cybershot. T.T All I had was my 2 megapixel camera phone... and the pics can't even BE uploaded!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But anyway. There was a huge crowd and it looked like they were going to him for tuition. Or maybe, as Rachel said, doing an RS project on him.

Soon the RI people had flooded the outside of KFC. And we saw some Ancient Rosyth People... I think. Well they looked like Ancient Rosyth People. We got sick of referring to them as Ancient Rosyth People though so they just became Ancient Rosyth. And I kinda... take back my words about all RI guys being fugly? =P Well some of them were hot. One of the Ancient Rosyths were. The other wasn't really. =P And CRYS WAS OGLING I KNOW YOU WERE CRYS. teehee. Oh and Crys was eating her Fish Ole really... funnily =) she shoved her face into the burger and didn't fold down the wrapper, so it covered everything except her eyes. Rachel was laughing and going all "terrorist terrorist!!!" (Oh on a side note I saw this guy holding a hose and runnning slowly in RGS before. He looked like he was thinking: "I'm on a secret mission to eliminate all *insert noun here*." From the way he was running and carrying the hose... wahaha.)

Then right... this short RI teacher apparently showed up and she was surrounded by RI boys!! As in REALLY surrounded. Like I half expected them to go "WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. NOW SURRENDER. PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" Cos she was super short and the RI guys were super tall... Practically cannot see her ler =)

Well anyway. We did a compo together. I'm sure y'all RGS girls will remember this one. It's titled 熟悉的陌生人。So anyway. We wrote a nicer one. Enjoy! =)

我每一次到江申八(sorry lar dunno the proper one. Just read it out loud!) 吃肯德鸡(I also dunno this one. I help y'all ok? This one's KFC) 就会看到他。他孤零零地坐在镜子的前面，看着正在吃的人。他向我微笑过，可是我只是觉得他很奇怪，没再理会他。我不知道他的名字，也没要过他的名字。他每次对我微笑，可能是要跟我做朋友吧。但，我没对他微笑过。他可说是我一个熟悉的陌生人。
某天，他又向我微笑。我有些好奇，它是真心要当我的朋友吗? 我对他小心地笑。啊，他一看到我笑，就笑得那么大，那么灿烂！那个灿烂的笑容，点燃了我的心，我忽然觉得心里有一股热气！他对我笑，我对他笑，我不禁慢慢地爱上他。
从那天起，我每一天放学后，就会立刻冲到江申八，到肯德鸡去吃午餐。我就会坐在他旁边，他就会像那天一样，笑了起来。他的笑容，有那么的灿烂，精美！我为什么没发现过呢？他偶尔会请我吃汉堡包，或鸡腿，等等等等。他也会给我红包，里头竟然有五十多块呀！他说这是因为我是个好孩子，天天陪他吃饭，使他再也不闷了。
一天，我决定向他告白。这样下去，也不是办法。万一... ... 他不再来的话呢？听说，他渐渐不会来到江申八了，可能会搬到另外一个购物中心。若我不向他告白的话，我这一辈子会后悔。所以，那天，我咬紧牙关去见他。
“碧山哥... ...”我说。“我... ...我有东西要跟你讲... ...”
“咦？好吧，坐啦！跟哥哥说吧！”他亲切地对我说。
“我... ...我爱上你了！”我喊道。
那时，整个餐厅静了下来。大家用好奇的目光瞪着我。不到一分钟后，他们就哈哈大笑地笑起来。啊！难道他们在笑我吗？爱一个人有那么可恶呢？我真想对他们喊，骂他们。这是我的初恋，他们怎能这样对我呢？我是真心地爱碧山哥的！
这时，碧山哥昂着头，小声地对我说：“对不起... ... 我已经爱上了别人。”
我的心，仿佛被十万支针刺伤似的，一时碎成了千万个部分，掉落在我的脚前。一滴眼泪，从我深陷的眼窝中掉了出来。我原本以为，我向他告白后，他也会同样地告诉我他爱我。可是，却没有这一件事。拒绝呀，拒绝。这可真是世界上，最痛的东西。我整个人好像没有了力气似的，重重地坐在椅子上。为什么呢？这个人到底是谁？竟然能抢走我的碧山哥！我那时发誓，一定会追杀那个人，就算到世界天边也无所谓。终有一天... ...碧山哥会回到我的身边的... ...!

Eh so how? Nice right? =))))) Try guessing who our shuxidemoshengren is. Very obvious though =) So how about guessing whose POV it's written from? =D (Disclaimer: not mine kays?)

Vickylicious]]*

2007-06-21T00:42:00.000-07:00

Since Crys came out with her own episode 4, I shall do episode 4.5!

Episode 4.5

My father grabbed me and shook me by the shoulders. "Did you hear that onot, si no kia?* They say your ah pa chio ok! Still say me what fugly... hurh! Eh you arh, stay here and watch over the ah long okay? If they wake up arh, give them some pighead soup okay? Very good for bu nao one! I go and touch up my make up now!"

With that, he flounced back into the house.

"Oi ah pa, the highest pighead leh....." I called after him. But he had since disappeared. All I could hear was him humming some gay song that sounded like "Lao Shu Ai Da Mi". "AH PA, THAT IS SO LAST YEAR!" I yelled in the hope of shutting him up. The humming stopped, but soon restarted, this time to the tune of one of that bimbo Cyndi's songs.

Gawsh. I shook my head in despair.

Meanwhile, the COO sat up groggily. "Huh...." he mumbled and shoved a red plastic bag at me. I took it and peered inside.

5 pigheads and about a million fish heads peered back at me. I shrunk away and closed the bag, grossed out. On the bag was a Post-It note: "Solly la the auntie downstares say got no more the peeghead so we weel hang feeshheads." I rolled my eyes. Dumb loansharks couldn't even spell properly. Still, food was food and I took the bag in. Finally! We'd feast on fish heads soon.

The COO had gone back to sleeping slumped against the wall. Neither the CEO nor the director had woken up. I decided to pluck all the pigheads off first, since it looked like quite awhile before any of them would regain consciousness. From that moment, I swore not to stay up late watching porno or doing it with ugly women lest I turn out like them.

I was stretching and jumping for the highest pighead when I heard a low voice. "Meili....." It came from under me. The CEO had somehow inched his way up to the Director and had one arm around the prone figure. "Meili... Meili..." he was mumbling. I knew who Meili was. EVERYONE knew who she was. She was the famous pros, who inhabited Geylang Street 21. She was famed for being in the business the longest, a whopping 52 years! Yet men still paid hefty sums to do it with her, because of her reputation. Sometimes they were just so stupid.

"STUPID MAN!!!!!" A shrill voice shrieked, as though reading my mind. I jumped around in fright. "NI ZHE GE SI LAO GUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A fat woman with her hair still in curlers was... well... waddling towards us. There was no other word to describe the way she walked. She was the picture of a typical ah soh. In one swift movement, she grabbed the scrawny CEO by the collar and pulled him up. Since he wasn't exactly very tall, his feet were dangling off the floor by a good 5cm.

The CEO seemed unaware of what just happened and started feeling the woman up. "Meili..."

It was only when the woman shouted RIGHT INTO HIS FACE, covering it with saliva and her voice blasting all his hair backwards (and also shattering a window pane of my unfortunate neighbour) did he obey and wake up.

The CEO blanched immediately. "M-m-m-m-m-m-mummy.... w-w-w-w-what ar-r-re you d-d-d-d-oing here??" He spluttered.

The COO and Director exchanged oh-shit looks and immediately bowed their heads. "Uhh... hello auntie..."

"YOU STUPID LITTLE BOY, HOOOOOOOW MANY TIMES MUST I TEEEEEELL YOU NOTTTTT TO GO AND PLAAAAAAAAAY WITH THE HOOKERS? HUH?" the woman sounded a lot like my Maths teacher, who had just screamed at me "You stooopid little girl, hooow many times must I teeeeeell you notttt to wholeday go and plaaaaaay computer?" in her famed elastic voice earlier today. It's not like she understood, SHE didn't have a dad constantly hounded by loansharks and who had now turned gay. She didn't eat pighead soup or frozen pighead soup EVERYDAY.

"Uhh... alot of times Mummy... sorry Mummy I won't do it again..." The CEO had the decency to look ashamed with himself. The other two bent their heads and tried to be as invisible as possible. I saw them slowly inching away, towards the staircase. The COO muttered to the director: "She could do serious damage to our lampars..." and covered them with his hands. The director hastened to follow.

I strongly believe my father has a knack of choosing the wrong moment to make appearances. From small incidents such as trying to drag me across the road with a huge manure-carrying truck coming right at us to large incidents such as bursting into the girls' toilet naked during recess. Don't ask me why. It's just a talent he has, I suppose. And it came into play once more.

"HONEYYYYYYYYYY!" My father burst out the door, instantly causing two potted plants to wither with the strength of his perfume. He walked right into the CEO's mother. Ouch.

"ANOTHER HOOOOOKER! HOOOOOOOOOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU, YOU STUPID LEEEEEETLE BOY? COME HOME NOW, IIIIIII'M GONNA CAAAAAAAAAANE YOU AND YOUR STOOOOOPID FRIENDS!" she screamed. Saliva flew everywhere and I instinctively shielded my face. With a loud "HURH!" she dragged the CEO off by his ear, with the other two lampar-covering men following behind.

I heaved a sigh of relief. My dad just looked on confusedly. "Help clean up the saliva." I said to him and sent him inside to get some rags. Just when he went in, the CEO's mother stopped and turned.

"YOU, REEEEEEEMEMBER TOOOOO STUDY FOR THE MAAAAAAAAAATHS TEST TOMORROOOOOOW! DONT WHOOOOOOLEDAY GO PLAAAAAY COMPUTER!!!!"

Oh GREAT.

Ep4 - Continuation of "Crossdressed! Ep3"

2007-06-20T23:53:00.000-07:00

Well well here's the 4th episode of the ahlong story. Hope you people (yes JY and Yingx) like it, cuz it's a continuation of the twisted Ep3!

Note: Starred words (*) will be explained fully in English at the bottom, so readers don't you fret.

Episode 4

(The Small-Print-That-Will-Make-People-Sit-Up-And-Read Warning: This episode contains Hokkien vulgarities and other content that may not be suitable for children under 12 and teenagers/adults with the mental capacity of a child aged under 12. You are thus hereby warned.)

My dad saw me trying desperately to reach for one of the higher pigheads. "Ah girl, let ah pa help you lah! You go to the kitchen and find that pig's brain stock I made 2 weeks ago from the leftover soup."

Sheesh. The government often talks about working hard for your food, but why must the ahlongs put the pigheads up in hard-to-reach places on the wall? They just make my life miserable. Look, it's not MY fault I happen to be short okay?

I grumpily walked back to the kitchen and stared out of the window while chopping the frozen brain stock into pieces. Well actually "hacking" would be a more apt word. That was when I saw them. The CEO*, COO* and Director of Ah Long Cheap LoanRates (yeah right) Pte Ltd. I jumped, screamed and brought the knife down hard on the stock. Well what I thought was stock anyway. I looked down and screamed again. I had cut off my.....................................

nail.

What? I really thought it was my finger okay?!

I yelled, "LAOPA CAREFUL AH! LAOPA CAREFUL AH! LAOPA YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!"

Unfortunately, the ahlongs heard me as they were coming up the stairs. Now, as practically everyone from Punggol to Boon Lay knew, the three directors of Ah Long Cheap LoanRates Pte Ltd shared one thing in common: they had big egos. Why? They took pride in their fantastically big (or so I heard) ...*ahem* nuts.

Hey, it wasn't my fault that their hearing wasn't good, right? How'd I know that they'd be capable of mistaking "Lao Pa" for "Lampar*"??

CEO: "How DARE you threaten our lampars!"
COO: "Wait till we get *huff* up the stairs. We will *puff* hang pigheads from your house to the end of your corridor!"
Director: "Well, actually, COO, I heard they, uh, boil our pigheads for soup you know, so-"
COO: "DIAM* LA YOU. Our job is to hang the pigheads, not hang around to see what they do with them!"

My dad, in the meantime, was still happily taking down the pigheads for soup, seemingly oblivious to the commotion around him, just as the three ahlongs reached the top of the stairs.

Director: "Walao, chio* sia!"
COO: "Oi where got lao??? Chio lar! See the figure still look so good in the bikini..."
CEO: *whacks COO on the head* "He didn't say 'Wa, laochio* sia!' but 'Walao, chio sia!", BODO*."

Now my dad was listening. He turned around; "Say me chio arh?"

The ahlongs fainted.

Starred words:
CEO: Chief Executive Officer
COO: Chief Operating Officer
Lampar: *ahem* Nuts/Balls
Diam: Keep quiet.
Chio: Pretty/sexy
Laochio: Used to describe an older woman who is still pretty/sexy.
Bodo: Stupid

2007-06-17T05:41:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone!

I'm, like, back to revive this deadddd blog. The last post was like... when Crys went canning. Which is *coughcoughsonotcoughcoughinterestingcoughcoughcough* Haha.

Anyway. I have news for allofya. WE ARE BEHIND TIME. WE ARE LAGGING!!!

The latest batch of P6es ALREADY have a blog!!

And we had to BE sec1 before WE got a blog. How pathetic!! Gawsh. So that's why now, we have nothing to post.

It's not like if we bitch about our teachers anyone's gonna identify. Except the people in your own school.

Wait.

HEY I KNOW. LETS ALL BITCH ABOUT OUR OWN SCHOOLS, SO WE CAN... uhh... dunno. Gain a greater knowledge of how much it sucks to be in XXX school? A great idea just died. Oh whatever. Let's just make this a quiz haven or something.

Better than becoming a freak haven. (Although we ARE mostly freaks. At least that's what all the teachers were complaining about how we were always the lousiest batch.)

=)

Vicky.

Canning!

2007-06-12T04:39:00.000-07:00

Yay I'm back =)

Today I went CANNING! With 5 of my RGSRCYyear1 yearmates. Vic The Evil didn't wanna go though =( Hurh her. Haha jk lar. But it was really fun, except for the fact that you have to ask like 10 people before 1 donates. So you can get like only 1 donation in 15 minutes, which is really pathetic when you run up to every person you see and go like "Hiwouldyouliketodonate?" with a spastic grin on your face. At least I've learnt the reactions people normally have to canners:

If they see you first and don't want to donate they
1. Look away
2. Pretend to be admiring the clouds
3. Pretend to be trying to find a certain building, effectively looking right over your head and very obviously trying to make you not approach them.
4. Walk farfar away from you
5. Oh this has got to be the most ridiculous one. They TAKE OUT THEIR HANDPHONES AND PRETEND TO BE TALKING INTO IT. My yearmate said there was one who attempted to pretend to be talking into his phone when he still had his cigarette in his mouth -.- Can't stand those people.

If you approach them and they don't want to donate they
1. Smile and shake their heads
2. Shake their heads
3. Brush/wave you away like an irritating fly
4. Frown and go "No, no!" then hurry away
5. They go "I've already donated". (As one of my yearmates put it, yeah right.)
6. One of the ladies I approached went like "I already donated yesterday! To the don'tknowwhat Children's Cancer thing lar!" Me: "Uh yeah but this is for CARE Singapore..." Lady: "Aiya anyway I've donated yesterday already lar don't ask me"
7. They pretend not to have heard you
8. "I no money"

Haha. But even among those who donate there are quite a few weird people. Like a lot of people just came out from nowhere and dumped a coin or two into my/my yearmates' cans and ran off before we could thank them.

Then there was the lady who beckoned me over when I was looking for targets and went like "Oh, what's this for? Ah, never mind" and for some weird reason she had this gigantic stack of 20cent coins which she just kept putting in one by one. Then towards the end she had a few 1cent coins left and she was like "Can I please put those in too?" So I let her lor. Don't think it's accepted anymore though. Nevermind.

Oh and there was this...teacher(?) from RGS. I approached her and she was fishing for coins when she asked where I was from. So I told her "Raffles Girls' School" and she was like "Huh really? I didn't know you all would be out here today...do you know who I am?"
Me: "Uh. No?"
Her: "Oh never mind which class you in?"
Me: "113"
Her: "Oh you're Sec1s! Which CCA group?"
Me: "Oh. Uh. Red Cross. By the way, who're you?"
Her: *drops a coin in* *walks off without answering*

Weird.

And earlier on there was this old uncle with his maid who beckoned me over, then went "Eh you know ah I was a canner here too on Sunday! Were you here on Sunday? Oh, no ah? Were the other girls here on Sunday? Oh, also no ah? Well I'm telling you I was here on Sunday to can ah........."

And another old uncle:
"What's this for? What organization? What this? What that?"

Neither uncle donated.

So in the end we stood there for about 3-4 hours until about 4.40pm before we left. Everyone was like staring at me on the way home because I was too lazy to change out of my Somethingood shirt =/

Okay think I've been talking too much. Bye =)

2007-06-11T00:10:00.000-07:00

I've decided to make the ahlong story twistier.

Episode 3

I picked up the pearls and choked on the strong smell of perfume that filled the entire house. Seriously. Was my dad on one of his "sure-make-money-de-ah-girl-you-must-trust-your-ah-pa-this-time" ventures again? However... I'm sure as with the other times...

I pushed open the door to the bedroom gingerly. There was this freakishly tall woman standing in front of my mother's dressing table, admiring herself. I cringed. This woman made up for her lack of... *ahem* assets with what could pass as a plantation of chest hair. The skimpy bikini she wore did absolutely nothing to hide it. Undoubtedly, another of my dad's "friends". The abovementioned dad was no where to be seen.

Just at that moment, the woman turned to me. Her hand was clutching a bright red lipstick and was halfway to her lips. I gasped. This woman was not only
1. Freakishly tall
2. Not at all lacking in chest hair

She also,
3. Had beard stubble. Or whatever it was called.

"What kind of a woman ARE you?" I spat the words out, gagging.

"Walao eh!" The woman growled in a deep voice, sounding like a man. "Don't even recognise your own ah pa issit? Si no kia..."

Oh damn. That sure explained alot. The perfume, the pearls, and of course all the traits of the woman.

"PA! WHY YOU START CROSSDRESSING? DAMN UGLY LEH." I could not help but burst out.

My dad struck a pose and grinned seductively at me. However, it looked more like a grimace to me. "So, how, ah girl? Your ah pa sexy or not?" He batted his eyelids at me.

I rolled my eyes. He had on a wig, which made him look like the auntie selling vegetables at the wet market downstairs. Heck, it even had strands of white in it! And was that... a FAKE MOLE ON HIS CHEEK? That definitely did not go with his stubble.

The hot pink bikini he was wearing was made of so little material that it could have been made from scraps from the tailor downstairs. Closer inspection suggested that it might just have been. That baby pink patch looked like what our neighbour had been wearing two weeks ago. She must have thrown it away after I asked her when the baby was due. Well, she LOOKED pregnant in that dress. It could have passed for a TENT.

"Ah girl!" my dad said in a falsetto. "You think liddat can go and seduce the ah long anot arh? Maybe then he will cancel all our debts! Or if you dowan hor, we can just go on a date together! You can wear ah pa de clothes! Then you can be my boyfriend!" He giggled as I slapped my palm against my forehead.

As if the maths test, pig heads, red paint and messy house wasn't enough. I had to come home to find a dad turned gay. Couldn't I just have a nice, normal day for once? I sighed and resigned myself to taking down the pigheads. We could have pighead soup for dinner today. Like we did yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that. From what I could see, this latest batch could probably last us a week or more. By then the loansharks would probably have put a new batch out. At least something was going right.

`Not written by Crystal.

Ep3!

2007-06-05T01:15:00.001-07:00

Yups people here's the long-awaited THIRD EPISODE of the ahlong story.

Episode 3

Seeing a man bent over the space between the bed and the door, I figured he was searching for valuables under the bed. 'Well, too bad for him,' I thought. 'We don't hide whatever little money we even have left in the house under the bed, the-'

"LOSER!" I screamed the last word, as I brought the broom down hard on the man's back.

The guy shouted in pain and turned around; that was when I noticed three very obvious things I should have seen earlier:
1. The guy was butt naked.
2. He also happened to be my dad.
3. He wasn't searching for money but rather disgustingly copulating with this heavily made-up (unfortunately still not enough to hide the fact that she was really ugly) woman on the floor.

Great. As if I hadn't already had such a nice day, my dad had to spend unnecessary money on such an ugly prostitute?!?!

"WALAO EH PA!!!" I screamed. "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PICK HOOKERS IZZIT? PICK SUCH AN UGLY ONE WASTE MONEY SIA! NEXT TIME BRING SOMEONE WITH BETTER TASTE TO CHOOSE FOR YOU LAR!!!!!"

My dad peered at the woman closely. "Ugly meh? How can tell...aiya the mamasan say this one good then I also never look closely liao lar just hurry up sneak her home and do it before your mother sees..."

Gosh. I couldn't believe my dad sometimes. He is just so...BLIND. My mother hadn't come home in, like, about a million years? He could have taken his time to choose a better quality girl! Sheesh.

2007-05-23T05:20:00.000-07:00

Arlo.

I'm back.

Well today I learnt how to turn people over. Yay. It's a complicated 10-step method. Which is damn losuo.

In my opinion, we should just flip the casualty over. Like, "Ready. Get set. Flip! Whoops it's a hill hor. HEYYY STOP ROLLING DOWN THE HILL!!!!!"

It was so les can??? At some point in time you'll end up with you cradling the casualty's head and her body will be in your lap and whatever... eww. And there was an instruction about "grabbing the casualty's clothes at the waist and pull to turn her over." I was totally giggling through the whole thing. Plus its actually ticklish ok?? I never knew that.

Hmm. Yay the school hols is coming. 5 more days until it officially STARTS! I know it's supposed to start this Saturday but it doesn't really count right? I mean, its a Saturday. And Saturdays are already holidays. Well kinda. That is, if you're not in Comp Maths like I am... or whatever... but still, it's already so holiday-ish it doesn't count.

Hoboing in the PA gallery was funnnn. Plus today, some old girls came back! And they were all... "Hello. We used to sit here before you and bitch about the people downstairs. Well to keep it simple, hi. We're old girls." =D

Wahaahha I'm so gonna come back and do that next time.

BTW are we gonna have a reunion or not? Cos there are some movies coming out yanoe. And we could all go and storm the theatre! After that we could all try squeezing inside a single neoprint booth =) Rach has an idea on how to go about doing this. Not that I approve of it. (Or think it will work =P There just aren't enough girls to go around.) Heh.

Hi...

2007-05-17T05:37:00.000-07:00

Yay exams are over... guess all u people finished too lar=P
I pawned the class in lit, maths, and english compo and have an MSG of arnd 1.5!!! Stupid Glendon got a perfect MSG of 1... In case ur wondering wad MSG is its Mean Subject Grade which is ur total grade added up divided by the number or subjects. So if u get A1 for English, B3 for Maths, and C5 for Chinese, its (1+3+5)/3... and I got 1.5!!! Unimaginable kewlness (this phrase is copied from my classmate)
Whoopie ppl in boys schs have u noticed tt boys sch tends to be... very different from mixed sch? As in wad ppl talk abt and stuff... Boys schs have vulgarities spewing out of their mouths like lava and talk abt dunno wad sick stuff=P
Girls I not sure lar but I think they juz sit in the class and chat abt boys and fashion stuff and giggle arnd... lols.
Josh Ng keeps pestering me for a class reunion and he claims tt Bryan Lee and Cloudy want one too... Anyone else wan? Tag or sth using ur REAL name pls... not sth stupid like HaXx0r or sum other retarded name... And btw HaXx0r we can easily tell wad a loser is by checking our internal dictionary. For my internal thesaurus, loser is closely linked to HaXx0r... Mebbe u shud consult ur nearest psychiatrist on why ur such a loser. He'll prob ask u challenging IQ questions like "wads 1+1? No silly... its not doggy..."
Ok back to my point, if u ppl support the idea of a class reunion or sth then tag or sth... dunno when but likely during June or December hols...

2007-05-09T20:49:00.000-07:00

Gah Blogger is so screwed up. I don't like new blogger. There's no diff! Well except that the NEW and IMPROVED blogger screws up more.

Anyway. We all hate the teachers in RGS who set the dumb maths questions right? Especially the one who set the conversion of money. Can't be sure if she wanted us to change the Baht to SGD first then to AUD or from Baht straight to AUD. I did the second method. When I told my mum she said it's wrong. MUST DO THE LONG WINDED METHOD FROM BAHT TO SING TO AUSSIE AND MAKE THE POOR SWAKOO TOURIST WHO DIDNT FIGURE OUT TO CHANGE FROM BAHT STRAIGHT TO AUSSIE LOSE MORE OF THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYY. Aiya stupid lar why don't just give me the money? I could definitely use more of it. My mum said something about my method being too complicated. (I shall interpret that as the teachers are too simpleminded too understand my wonderful and actually less troublesome method. =P jkjk)

Well..... I tried to go back to Rosyth today. And I was refused entry cos they were having their exaaaaaaaaaaaams. Wah think I so pai arh, go into school first thing I do is pop my head into a random classroom and scream BOO! Sure............

Victoria: BOOH

Random little kiddies: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Teacher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yeah I'm so sure.

And that's not even prefectmode! (Oh by the way on a side note, I invented a new word. It's called "prefecting". And I shall promote this word avidly! Yay!)

Ehhh you people wanna get together during the June Holidays? And go watch a movie or something? Oh I know we could all squeeze inside a neoprint booth and try to take a classneoprint! Yay isn't that so fun? And then right... we could have 614 on one side and 615 on the other and have this huge VS in the middle... We could also put something like... The Sissy Sixfourteens VS The Super Sixfifteens... wahahaha jk jk no offence meant. Just feeling in a mood for alliteration.

The Rawking Rafflesians.

(I can think of some for Hwachong but I don't think the Hwachongians [If that's what they're called... Haven't found out yet. Any Hwachongian care to tell me? It sounds better than Hwachongperson anyway.] would appreciate them. =P)

The Nice Nanyangers?

Ok nevermind. GO RAWKING RAFFLESIANS!!!

Wooh ORA this Saturday. Anyone wanna volunteer for the nice job of buying milo for us? =) Cos we can't go near the milo booth. =( And then we'll get withdrawal symptoms and DIEEEEEEEEEEE. Now you wouldn't want that to happen right? Cos I'm such a nice person. Nicer than Crys. =PPPPPP But we both can't go near the milo booth cos.... cos of reasons *grits teeth* that have to remain UNSPECIFIED.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!! Ok I've learn a terrible lesson from this. NEVER EVER EVER shove a handful of wasabi peas in your mouth at one go. For some weird reason... they stung my nose!!! Don't ask me HOW. I just know they did! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Tomorrow's Friday!! Weehee!!! I love Fridays. I especially love Fridays tomorrow. Cos we'll be hoboing in the gallery practically the WHOLE DAY LA LA LA LA LA LA. And I love the gallery. I miss Rosyth AVPA but RGAVPA is funnnnn too. My fave CCA of all (: Juniors if you read this MUST JOIN OKAYYYY??? Cos RGAVPA helps you slack during boring assemblies. Get your best friend to join with you and I tell you arh... you'll LURVE hall assemblies. Especially the boring ones. Can slack and talk and read old issues of Tribune. Can use handphone (even though it's not allowed but whocares(: ) and I bet if you whipped out your ipod and listened they wouldn't really care. If you're in the gallery by yourselves don't think they'll mind. (: But don't try it xD Just sing Cancer and make Mr Wolfe cry.

Hey don't we all love Mr Wolfe? He's a super nice teacher =) It's nice having a sarcastic teacher. More fun =) Anyway. I also feel that. People who shake their butts and sing kiddy songs behind garbage bags deserve weird looks. Totally. She should be thankful that Mr Wolfe didn't go REEEEEEEETARD in her face. =) At least Mr Wolfe is amusing okay? Not like some teachers... whom although I haven't experienced myself, I've heard stories about him being notoriously boring. =P

Wells anyway. This was a super long post. I'm too free. Heya congrats if you got here! You've officially survived half an hour's worth of Vic's rantings. GRATZ!!! =)

Vickylicious]]*

At the end I wanna be back at the beginning with you*

wdv

2007-05-08T05:21:00.000-07:00

Sien... 1 is quite right I think... This blog IS quite pointless lols... weird posts being posted by me wuliaoly...
From what I recall class blogs are for ppl to like post stuff tt IS rather... useful?
Yup prob making sense now...
Kay the universe is more meaningful now...
Or is it?
It is about self-discovery, and I have juz discovered I'm an wuliao person...
So is it still as meaningful now I have discovered sth?
Or is there more?
Or am I juz being wuliao and talking crap again?
I guess I am...
byebye=)

2007-04-30T06:02:00.000-07:00

Yea ok so following the story...
The guy was just devoured...
The girl retreated into the house after eating him lar anw...
The villagers later on discovered the guy was an astrologer...
He had just found out how to calculate the perihelion of any planet in the solar system over the next hundred years.
They also discovered that the little girl was obsessed wif astrology...
And that all her victims had sth to do wif astrology...
So they decided to test sth out.
They put the village idiot there... and waited
The girl did not come out.
They sent him into the house.
He came out wif a note.
He ranted about how the girl had appeared to him and asked him to take it to the villagers.
On the note was scrawled:
"A perfect syzygy is coming. I as the primus inter pares of The Group has taken it into my duty to explain to you what to do. First step is the suicide of a leader of paranormal power. That has already been fulfilled by my death. A binding spell has been put on my soul so I can remain in this realm to guide you. The guy I recently killed was the second step. An intelligent discoverer was the sacrifice to open the second gate. 3 more remain..."
Ok the story ends here.
SERIOUSLY IT ENDS.
I'm weird.
Ever get the feeling I'm insane?
Cos I prob AM insane.
gd for u.
u figured tt out.
Now go put ur smart brain to use.
Go figure out wad the story means.

EP2

2007-04-30T05:16:00.000-07:00

Hey people =) Here's the continuation of the ahlong story which I did in March and promptly forgot all about. XP

Episode 2

Smiling bitterly at the "EVEN SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS FOUND YOU THINK YOU SMARTER THAN HIM MEH? O$P$ LAH" sprayed in red paint over our front door, I slowly turned the key in the lock and let myself into the flat.

The scene inside could only be described as, well, chaotic. The lights were off and the curtains drawn, but there was food all over the table and the furniture looked as though it'd suffered multiple knocks. For a moment, I thought the loan sharks had finally broken into the house; but if that was the case, why was there a string of pearls that belonged to none of us on the dining table?

Then I heard them: the muffled noises coming from the master bedroom. Grabbing a nearby broom and holding it aloft in the air in what I hoped was a threatening way, I crept up to the door and in a sudden movement, pushed it wide open.

I wish I hadn't done that, though.

Oh yes btw theres sth wrong wif the timing on the blog... try posting sth and see wad they put as the time... admins can u rectify this problem?

2007-04-28T20:53:00.000-07:00

HELLO ITS ME AGAIN...
Still dunno wad to post lols.
hmmm mebbe I should tell u all a nice story.
Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived in a nice little cottage on the edge of a village.
She was very very happy and had a lot of friends.
But one day she died of a mysterious condition.
People who tried to investigate were found dead a few days later.
Very soon it came to be known as the curse of the girl.
No one dared to go near her cottage, and left her body to rot.
One day, though, after 3 years, some guy ventured too near the cottage.
The door flung open and the girl stood there, as young and happy as she had been 3 years ago.
She went over to the guy.
And gave him flowers.
Then she inclined her head.
And bit of his ear.
He screamed in agony as she slowly morphed into a hideous beast.
The villagers could only look on in horror as the guy was devoured, bit by bit.
Story to be continued... gtg lols
BYE!!! (think happy thoughts)

2007-04-28T20:46:00.000-07:00

WHOOPIE finally posted again
ehhh crap dunno wad to post
byebye!!!

2007-04-28T06:51:00.000-07:00

YAY!!

Ok random enthu outburst.

1 yanoe who you remind me of? During our RGshooting trials arh, there was this weedy looking nerd teacher over there lar. His head is SO unproportioned to his body it was kinda huge. And he has this weird expression on his face. And his shirt is always tucked in and not pulled out and his pants were damn high lar. And he was SO SO SO touchy can?

"EUUUUU!!! (yes it sounded like that) EUUUUUUUU MUSS LEARNN TUWWWW THEEENGS!!! FIRRRRRST! SHUT! UP! TUUWWWW! KIP! QUIET!"

Accompanied with weird movements. Sissy lar!! I was so sniggering at him.

Anyway. MYA coming. Haiz.

Vickylicious!! ]]*

2007-04-26T08:10:00.000-07:00

hee....here to post again after a v long time.

Recently, so much hav been happening, tests and projects come and pass, I feel like i'm being slowly destroyed by these waves....

Btw, I've recently lost the class key, which lead in every member in de class hav to write 200-word essay on carelessness when they hardly had any direct contact with it. So now, lots of pple h8 me, so gr8 eh?

On the bright side, it's been more than 2 mths of de prayer pointers thingy and it's still up and going, like now got 2 classes(1P n 1Q)....hoping to hav 1D as well....

Well, i'm doing quite well except 4 de petite test 2dae....haiz....

Joseph Lee, 614

muahahahahaha.

2007-04-26T04:24:00.000-07:00

Hey people! It's Crys. Again. After a loong time.

RGS just had its PFT for the Sec1s, and I DIDN'T GET A FOR 2.4KM RUN. Only a C. Which kind of sucks. Bah. Ah well nevermind.

We dissected a sheep's heart during bio today =) which was super fun. My bench's people wore gloves at first, but later took them off to feel the heart properly. Heh. And it's ubercool, once you get over the smell and blood dripping everywhere. We did this experiment with the veins and arteries: My lab partner stuck a finger into a vein and I stuck a finger into an artery beside it, then we pushed our fingers all the way in until we freaked out because she could feel my fingernail. Which basically means that we pushed so far in that our fingers touched. Which also means that the two bloodvessels were actually connected. =O (The proper experiment actually involved putting a syringe filled with water into a random vein and pumping the water in to see which artery it flowed out from. It was gross too, because the water that flowed out was bloody. Ew)

Then we started cutting the heart open proper. And everyone wanted to tug the sheep's heartstrings. =P Weehee superfunness.

-Crys the one whose hand currently smells like mutton.

2007-04-18T05:35:00.000-07:00

Teehee. It's vicky here.

I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE INTO ADMINS. YAY. SO I CAN ADMIN THIS BLOG FROM MY OWN ACCOUNT. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Yay I made myself an admin. And since YX made the blog I just made her an admin for fun. =P Heh I know I'm so wuliao. But yay at least got people blogging. Eh wait that's totally unrelated. Nevermind! =)))))))))))))))))))

Oh. I screwed my PM's book prize interview today. Haiz. Dammit why am I so RETARDED???? Why can't I speak properly in Chinese???? Why do I have such a freakingly bad memory?? I couldn't even remember that "experience" in chinese was jing yan. And I had to break off at some point in the sentence cos I didnt know how to continue. The guy had to continue asking the questions. I'm so paiseh.

Anyway I still hope I can get it. I really WANT this prize. I want it more than anything I've wanted before. Ok as much as I wanted (and still do) to raise the flag and be the Head Prefect. Nevermind. I didn't get the second one. And will NEVER get the first one. Cos the Guides raise the flag now. Haiz.

Shao Cloud's Corner! Ep2

2007-04-17T05:54:00.000-07:00

LOL! Blogger abbually lebs ub pobt ib Hibbi!
Sobby bor be 'b's, I gob be flu.
Ok, whatever I'm talking like normal again (lemme try girl tok).
Well, hwa chong is like, uh, sooo fun.
In ECCube, which is the damn cheem com club, we learn Javascript, C++, Flash (not yet), cheem stuff and more cheem stuff.
Which brings me to this nerd thing.
Ack!
Well, this blog is going preeeetty well so far.
6 days without posts.
Cool.
DAMN! SHIT! There's an English test tommorow! Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!

P.S. Mind the vulgarities

-[Signing off Damn! quickly, the large, emo(the ORIGINAL meaning), fluffy and moist SHAO CLOUD]

Damn!

NO TITLE

2007-04-11T05:49:00.000-07:00

Whoopie. Oh joy. FISH I'm being driven to the point of insanity.
Do you ppl noe why? WHYYYYY???????
No one understands my condition.
No one HAS my condition.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
Do u noe WHY I am so crazy?
It's because I AM.
Why am I crazy?
Because of my condition.
Wad condition issit?
I AM NOT COMPLETELY SURE MYSELF.
AND THEN PPL COME AND DISTURB ME, BUG ME, MAKE ME MORE INSANE.
Understand this please... sometimes I am not myself
I am juz crazier...

heya

2007-04-10T03:52:00.000-07:00

heya! its jingyi again. grr. today was so..dknw how describe. in the morning i took the COOL COOL NEW 156 BUS! it has like bartop seats and long rows of seats which were uber uber cool la! like uhh

[busdriver] [TV] ------------------------------------------------------------|
|
[DOOR] --BAR TABLE---------------[DOOR]------------------ |

haha success? sth liddat la. - is the seats. the tv plays music vids and gives free songs! ahh so cool. aand the seats were friggin WHITE and AWESOME! ahaha and the bus number was like glowing and stuff..hehs. when i got on, they were playing 'high' by james blunt. then i think it was like linkin park and then F.I.R (eeeee) and then simple plan (ok la.) click5( ok la but stil....eeeeeee) and then greenday x) and lastly at the end of it all, MCR! <333 played helena. then when i got off the bus gerard way was screaming 'SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!' hahaha x)

WHAT THE SHIT. my dumbass classmate so totally copied me. grr. you know fallen rebel has been my username for like since p6? and now she uses it as her dn. ass la. and cheryl (if u dknw her shes the supervisory head prefect, my church cellmate) her usernameis fallen angel and THAT GIRL SO USED THAT NAME SCREW HER. LOSER LA. RAWRR. FIRST SHE SAY I GO ROUND TELLING PPL THAT I CLAIM CREDITS FOR THE TALENTIME DANCE AND THEN SHE SAY I DIDNT HELP AT ALL? WTF! I NVR SAID THAT! AND IN FRONT OF ME SHE WAS LIKE SO NiCE AND ALL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE.

THAT GIRL: NICE PLAYING IN BAND TODAY
ME: I DIDNT BRING MY MOUTHPIECE.

so complete loserr. and devil is what yingx quoted on our pic. DEVIL/ANGEL. shes so poser idiot. LOSERR.

am pissed pissed pissed beyond reason. LIKE WTF WTF WTF WTF.

i have proof what she cant say that i stole her name. my signature on blogger has been fallenrebel for like, forever la! grrr. she better not steal my gun! my beautiful gun! my friend gave it to me so i use it now x) refer to gun below; my signature. x)

# JINGYI! at the disco
roxanne;dance WENTZ!`;; fallenREBEL~
/Punk Cabaret is Freedom, Misery is My Company;

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2007-04-09T01:11:00.000-07:00

GO RAFFLES GO RAFFLES!! We'll get more people than Nanyang this year just you see =D So maybe that should be COME RAFFLES COME RAFFLES xD

Haha.

Yeap I might be helping out too!! Cos Mrs Chin (the nicenicenicenicenice needlework teacher) saw my drawstring pouch today and was all, "hmm. Nice. Good job. Can go for exhibition leh." So I shall hobo at the booth and make sure that no random people walk past and go "hey nice leh that one" and shun shou take it. T.T

Its April! Yay! Ok wait. Why am I celebrating? It's April. T.T No more March!! T.T I love March. March rawks. March rawks more than the other months.

Gah. Met another random classmate today on 156. And Crystal was flirting with the guy with Glendon ahahaha. xD Ok ok I'm kidding Crys don't kill me. But remember on Sat? "OIEE RI." "Hi." WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok to clue you all in. Sat was RedCrossDay and Crys and I got bored. Cos the programme was... very... uh... age-inappropriate. Nonono it wasn't boring old speeches catered for old uncles who fall asleep whether or not there are speeches (ok fine there WAS one) but.... it was a thousand times worse. NONONONO not a huge pornofest (for the benifit of some people with warped minds....) but even WORSE.

Nahnahnahnahnahnahnah Nahnahnahnahnahnahnah CHICKEN DANCE. OHMYGAWSH. It was so catered to the links ok??? And I thought that we would be the youngest there. Since we're after all, newly enrolled cadets. In fact, the thing was so little kiddyish I think even some links probably found it lame too. I would've. Gako geko piong piong!! =) Well that part was amusing. The cheers. Gako gako piong piong geko geko piong piong!! Ahahahaha.

Well anyway we got bored pretty fast. So Crys started to irritate the RI guys infront of us. Or at least TRIED to. Wahahaha. She threw a small paper ball at them. It bounced off their heads. She threw another. It bounced off again. And the RI guys NEVER noticed!!! So damn dumb can?? So we were contemplating folding the rest of the paper into a paper into a paper airplane and flying it at them. Or scrunching up the entire paper and hurling it at them. In the end, Crys contented herself by going "OIEEE RI." at some random josielookalike walking past. Who was all "buh?" and she went "Hi." The guy, understandably, got freaked. xD

2007-04-08T02:30:00.000-07:00

Hey people. Anyone realised it's already April? In another month or so we'll be preparing for the open houses of our respective schools. I know RI/RG'll be holding our GE open house for sure in May. Don't know about the Nanyang family of schools though. In any case, we must try our VERY best to get the juniors to come to our schools kay? (Not that they actually have a lot of choice, but still.) I want to see whether the Raffles family or the Nanyang family gets more students this time... XD We're all going to be tour guides and ambassadors of our schools, so we all have to act pro and senior-ish ok?

Yeah I know that was totally random =)

But our juniors love us! Don't they?

-Crystal the metal spoon eater

2007-04-05T23:17:00.000-07:00

Hey it's Vic. Urmm everyone the blogskin doesn't have that signature function that says "posted by [whatever your weirded screen names are] at [whatever the time you posted is]". It just says "our royal words spoken at [time]" or something like that. So you're all gonna have to put your own signature... sorry =((((((((((( I don't know how to programme the blogskin to change our signatures for every single one of us... Really sorry...

Well haha. I'm back blogging but I don't know what to blog about.

Oh hey cool the little doggy I gave Cel has a name now!! Hahaha apulala sounds kewl. =) Yay it's been found (although I didn't realise it had been lost at all) xD OK feeling random.

We had to write a compo in Jap about our school. And when the teacher asked me where my school was I embarrassed myself cos I didn't know where RGS was. All I know is that it's at Anderson Road. But then I think the teacher wanted the GENERAL AREA and not some chim specific area. But since that's all I knew that's what I said. And some Anderson Sec people gave me a weird look. But haha yes we DID take over their school. That's why RGS is huge even though its just a secondary school. (SCGS is huge bcos they're a Primary AND a Secondary School.) Apparently Anderson Sec makes up our tennis and squash courts. I think that's the ones with the haunted toilets. And anyway... about the compo. There's really nothing much I can write about my school. Well there is, but I don't have the vocab to. I mean, how dya say "squash courts" and "haunted" in jap? "Sukuwashu kotsu no toire wa hontede des!" -.-" Don't think the teacher would appreciate that though. I could tell her alot of ghost stories regarding the squash court toilets, but there's always the matter of my vocab. And of course, the word limit. 200 words!!!!

By the way. There's been someone posting as me on the tagboard that isn't me. So yeah. Guess you people CAN tell which one isnt me right? Cos if you cant... then it makes me seem retarded and also a tagboard spammer. But I'm not yeah. =) Ok I'm off now. Maybe I'll post again later. Bye!

*[[ Vickylicious.

blahhs

2007-04-05T06:52:00.000-07:00

who was that weird person who just posted? haha i think its wesley. yepp jingyi here. grr nothing much to say just to say ppl are gettin weirder and weirder. like my class ppl. or maybe its just me. rawrr. like theres this two faced person, damn irritating. u wanna know more, talk to me online. grrs. some ppl arent meant to be trusted, should have listened to advice luh. i feel fat. shall exercise more!!

oh and celine lost her dear apulala. her toy dog thingie vic gave her. i named it apulala. and she just told me :" yay i found apulala. then my mum was like You found him in apulala island ar? ahahaha

and i really have nth to say luh.

#ROCKzanne!`

Whoopie I found out how to post. Oh joy.

2007-04-04T05:44:00.000-07:00

Hi ppl. I juz realised I dunno wad to post on.
Maybe I shall lessen down on the sadism for a moment.
Let all of you recuperate and gather your thoughts before I deliver the next phase.
Asphyxiation is a powerful method (btw I leanred tt from my spelling bee=P)
If you have noticed I am becoming more optimistic.
Is that good or bad? you decide
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is an interesting book.
Go read it.
It is actually an enigmatic anagram for the following:
Deathly Hallows and the Harry Potter,
The harry hallows and deathly potter,
And harry hallows the deathly potter,
Harry and the Hallows potter deathly,
And so on and so forth.
Interesting eh? bet you never noticed THAT before.
e=mc3

2007-04-03T06:18:00.001-07:00

HEYA ALL. It's your favourite ex-supervisory-prefect posting. =D Very obvious who I am right? xDDDD Yar I so agree with Crystal. Sms lang is still ok, at least to most people its readable, but... Heyyy!! Euu noes wads Iee didx todaex? Iee wentt toox Japp!! And Iee cameees backs and Iee posted on euurx blogx!! ... is just dumb. Please. Isn't the whole point of using sms lang to MAKE YOUR WORDS SHORTER? Sometimes those people who are all "Heyyy euu!!!"... don't you find them extremely DUMB? That is so frigging bimb. Heck, even Bimbola wouldn't stoop to that kind of lang. =) Anyway, to the best of my knowledge, there aren't any bimbs in our classes! So we should all be nice and safe from the evils of BIMBOLANG. (That's bimbo-lang. Not to be associated with Bimbola. She doesn't want to be associated with this kinda lang.) Well... right. Oh shit what did I wanna post about?? AHHH. Crap I hate my shortterm memory. Nevermind. Oh oh oh anyway... yay the blog's getting LIVELIER!! Yay so fun to read now... OH DAMMIT. I just realised I am very, very, VERY unprepared for CCA tomorrow. Haiz. I dont have time to buy trackpants. My parents dont have time to bring me out shopping at all T.T And I didn't know we needed bandages. Haiz. =(((((((( Ahahahha I'm high today. Let's tell you all about Chinese lesson. I know this is totally unrelated but whatever. Like I said, what DO you post on an ex-classblog? I luuuuurve Chinese lessons cos the teacher veers off topic damn easily. Its like... once we were talking about one of those 2B or 2A kewens, I forgot which, and all of a sudden she turned the topic to CANTEEN FOOD. I dont know HOW she did it. I got sorta... lost. xD So she was discussing all the canteen stalls and telling us which ones were good and which were terrible... until the bell rang and she just packed up her stuff and went laaaaaawls. Damn nice teacher. AHAHHAHA.

sorry I accidentally posted this on my blog too. Nevermind I'm too lazy to delete it.

heyy

2007-04-03T04:09:00.000-07:00

hey hey you you *i dont like your girlfriend*!

sorry havent been posting. cos i havent been online in a damn long time so yeahh. SORRY! and hey, i love this new blogskin. its so funkehh. and anw, under the weARE u should put hungry. cos im still hungry. im three quaters through dinner and still hungry

i went to get new sch shoes on saturday and GUESS WHAT?! i saw joshua foo. lol. i smsed him ' i can see youu' then i ran out of bata then he was all ' bt i cnt' in his NON DICTIONARY USING SMS PHONE THING! grr. and yeahh i love my northstar fake converse shoes! and its like size 10 now and im not paris hilton or sth...

DID I MENTION SHE WENT TO JAIL FOR DRIVING WITH A SUSPENDED LICENSE?! ahhaha so happy!

i want the bass designed by pete wentz for my bday... any sponsors...? xDD

lol and like crys said, ahlian act cute lang is so gay la! like i have this church friend whos a guy and he uses that language, its really freaking me out. he's kenji for the record. and pete wentz is hot. woots! <3333

as always, roxannedanceWENTZ!
/Punk Caberet is Freedom,
its a battle of this and that,
now versus then;

Hah again.

2007-04-03T03:16:00.000-07:00

Yep it's me (Crys lar duh) again. Why doesn't ANYONE post? It's kind of irritating with just a few of the contributors posting.

Anyway. Just a reminder: No matter how much we love our own distinctive styles of SMS language, could we please NOT use it here? I just visited quite a few random people's (to be fair, quite a few were female) blogs and nearly puked. I mean, they type stuff like this:

"todaee iie wenn tuu de libraryy. iit wass verrii funnx! iie luvedd iit verii mucchh. iie luf my frenx! deyy ar so niccee! lolzx! iie luf my laogongg (ew...) darlingg tuu. he gif me heartt shape chocciee lehhx!"

Very the act cute right? So please, when in this blog, always remember to TYPE IN PROPER ENGLISH.

Tag

2007-03-31T06:44:00.000-07:00

Man! someone put the Tagboard back! It gives us the colour we are livin' for!

2007-03-31T05:37:00.000-07:00

hello.

yes i know the blogskin sucks. so, gratz, its been changed back.

Hah.

2007-03-30T23:31:00.000-07:00

Hi people. This is Crystal the metal spoon eater speaking. (If you're wondering why I'm called the metal spoon eater, it's because RG's stall 6 ran out of metal spoons one day and Vic unjustly accused ME of eating them all up. Hmph her.) I decided to create a series of stories about, um, us and some other people in my own class, since nobody's posting anyway. I'll try to make it as interesting as The Gay Revelations, don't worry...

(P.S. I liked the old blogskin, can don't take it off??)

Episode 1
"Hello auntie, one packet of laksa please."

"Harh? What you say, ah girl? Say one more time. Bak chor mee eat here ah?"

I rolled my eyes at her and repeated the order, this time in Mandarin.

"Orh. Okay ah. Laksa want cockles? Chilli? Egg? Taugeh?"

"Uh, auntie, just the usual."

"$2, ah girl."

I paid her and started on my slow walk home. As if my day hadn't been bad enough, I had to suffer at the hands of the semi-deaf noodle stall owner. I had to admit, though, that her laksa was probably the best and cheapest in Singapore. It was my comfort food every time I was going through a rough patch; this time, I'd just broken school records by failing my maths test spectacularly. Wanna make a guess at how badly I'd done? You'd probably think, oh, she can't have done that badly. 20 marks at the very least, right? Well, you're wrong. I'd amazed my entire class (and possibly the entire level) by getting a record low of 3 marks.

I walked out of the lift, only to be greeted by a rather unsettling row of pig heads stuck onto the corridor wall, leading the way to my house. Woo-hoo. Nice. So I wasn't the only one who'd broken records; yet another member of my family seemed to have offended the triads by not paying up gambling debts on time. Had this happened to someone else - anyone else, the constant hounding of the loan sharks and in effect, the constant hiding of my family members might even have seemed amusing. But it wasn't, because there was no way we could pay them back.

Stuff.

2007-03-29T22:27:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'm posting. Happy? Haven't posted on my own blog for a long time even. Since this is so stagnant and mozzies are breeding and I already had dengue so I could die from the next one, I'll piss, or rather crap in this puddle. :)

See lah, after that intro got nothing to say. Actually got a few.

This week was GEP(jeep) camp, was kinda fun. And I THINK I saw miss khoo in my school the other day, or at least someone who looked like her. And the next day a couple of rosyth kids for some mind games thing.

And the year 1s got their tablet pcs last week! I'm using it to post lor! So cool! And I'm so guai not to install any games and listen to parents/teachers. I've become like uber guai in my class lah! It's scaring me. I got full marks for Math filing!!! No-f**king-body gets full marks for filing!!! WTF!!!

So right now I'm waitin for the CyberAC place thingy to open, so can go play and whatever shit over there.

And oh ya, cel's party's today so you guys have fun! Actually only girls lor. Cannot invite boys. Whatever. Selamat jalan. Jai jian! Goodbye! And I realised our signatures and stuff aren't here anymore.

Rosyth for f-ing ever. :)
Rad

2007-03-29T05:56:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.

Shao Cloud is right, ok? This blog is becoming stagnant. It's probably even more stagnant than Rachel's blog, which is breeding mosquito larvae. What are you people trying to do huh? Breed Aedes mosquitoes? Will you all only be content and start regretting and going "Oh... I should have posted more..." when you're all down with dengue?

I'm serious. Do you people even CARE about this classblog? I understand that most of you are busy people, but cant you even take out 5mins of your time to blog? Even a simple "Hey.. dropping by..." would be appreciated. By at least 1 person. Some of you stay online for goodness-knows-how-long and can't even find a little time to leave your mark on the classblog.

Shao Cloud's Corner! Ep1

2007-03-29T05:13:00.000-07:00

For easy recognition, this shall be called Shao Cloud's Corner! Blueagh~! Ok! Our blog is currently dead and stagnant like crap (really) because of the lack of bravery! All you ridiculous chickens come up and post! And for those who keep doing so... erm... good job!(?) Well, I'll be signing off, cos' I have just forgotten what I wanted to say...

Signing off,
The large and Moist Shao Cloud.

2007-03-27T06:02:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!!

ITS THE 27TH OF MARCH AND I LOVE IT.

Why is our blog dying out by the way? We've got a nice blogskin ler... =)))))))) So why am I one of the FEW [yes, very FEW of you. Feel guilty NOW.] people left blogging? All you people so BAD de... abandon our POORPOORPOOR classblog. Don't you all feel guilty? Huh? Answer me! Pffft.

To keep this blog from falling into a state of abandon [which it actually already IS in.] I shall be kind and magnamious and a whole long list of other good adjectives and POST!!

BTW why does everyone keep asking me lit questions??

Oh nevermind.

Crap I just realise I don't know what to post!! It's hard to post on an ex-class-blog cos there isn't really stuff to post about. See on personal blogs you can post about ANYTHING at all, from the colour of your underwear to that random person whom you helped the other day. [JY shuddup.] And on a regular classblog you can talk about homework and stuff. Like, "remember to bring the English file tomorrow. Otherwise we will all kena scolded by Mrs Toh." or "Today's homework: a whole big stack. 1 englishworksheet2mathsworksheets3scienceworksheets4socialstudiesworksheets5chineseworksheets.....
blahblahblah" But on an ex-class-blog you just DONT rant about stuff like that, right? I mean... it's just not... ex-class-blog-ish. And it's not like there's even homework to rant about, right? Ok even if there is... can you imagine?

A random RGSian: "YADDA YADDA 1/1o's HW"
Random RGSian 2: "YADDA YADDA 1/11's HW"
Random RGSian 3: "YADDA YADDA 1/12's HW"
Random RGSian 4: "YADDA YADDA 1/13's HW"
Random NYGHian [Is that what you're called? xD]: "YADDA YADDA [RANDOM CLASS]'s HW"
Random NYGHian 2: "YADDA YADDA [RANDOM CLASS 2]'s HW"
Random RIian [I'm ashamed to admit, I dunno what the people in my brudderschool are called.]: "YADDA YADDA [RANDOM CLASS]'s HW"
Random RIian 2:

and so on.

Not much help eh?

2007-03-26T01:27:00.000-07:00

Updates: 26.3.07

#1 Reply to tags:

rad: Yeah thanks finally figured out how to =)
Celine: do you wanna be added back?
Kim: ours just did =)
nobody: the doctor is done =)

#2 Skin changed

If you noticed (you SHOULD have), we've gotten a new skin. Courtesy of one of the nice administrators. I know it's fugly and whatever but hey, give the administrator a chance. It's her first ever try at constructing blogskins! From now on, all the other blogskins you want should work, so if you wanna change the skin, it should appear fine now. Once again you have the administrator to thank for this. =P

That's all... thanks!

-The Doctor.

Whoopie I'm back wif the answer to the philo question!!! YAY!

2007-03-25T05:30:00.000-07:00

Ok here's the deal... it depends if your a optimist, sadomasochist, or pessimist like me.
Optimist: drink nothing at all
Pessimist: drink the beer, as it helps with ur sorrow but still does not ease as good after that.
Sadomasochist: drink the wine first, then once ur fully red and dizzy, purge and drink the water and then, once the cyanide has dissolved into your bloodstream, purge the water once again in order to drink the beer. It should prolong your pain and you will be alive, half-conscious, in a world of blackening, fading, oblivion, halfway between death and life for quite a long time before you slowly pass out as the tormenting pain is eased from your body.
P.S. I think there was sth wrong with previous msg... it should be I only can drink one AT A TIME.

ALL YOU RAFFLESIANS LISTEN UP

2007-03-24T05:33:00.000-07:00

Here's a philosophy question for you all...
Considering you do philo you should be very good at this.
Now here's the deal.
I have 3 bottles.
One is wine, one is beer, another is just plain water.
Which should I drink and why? (I can only drink one)
The beer makes me extremely drunk until I cant even sit-up.
The wine is extremely concentrated and my face will turn blood-red and explode if I finish the whole bottle.
The water is poisoned with 999,999ppm of cyanide per 1 million.
The answer is quite simple, and will be posted soon.
Joy to the world, Armaggeddon is impending.
Goodnight, it may probably be your last.

Proposal

2007-03-24T00:14:00.000-07:00

I propose a new blueprint for something revolutionary.
It will need heavy funding, and thus I am asking you all for your help.
This involves neurological equipment, and deals with delta rays, the different brain reactions, etc.
Highly complicated, and expected to take a long time, I would request this be kept quiet.
Do not worry I am just a delusioned fanatic, as many of you think.
Or am I?
What is my identity?
Are you even sure I am human?
How do you know if you aren't the only human on the earth, and everyone else is a robot?
How do you know YOU YOURSELF aren't a robot?
What is the meaning of life?
Why are you living?
Why am I even saying all this?
There must be a reason... or isn't there?
Are you sure you aren't just hallucinating by reading all this?
Pinch yourself. Wake up.
The perfect world is no more.
Endless darkness is drawing in.

IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE READING

2007-03-23T23:33:00.000-07:00

LISTEN CAREFULLY
Now as you all know, this blog is by 61415.
What you probably dunno is that the world is coming to an end.
Interesting change of topic eh?
Prepare yourselves for an armaggeddon.
It is impending; very of you can stop it.
I said very few as I think some of you have the potential.
Choose what subjects you want to major in.
Your ambition should be related to these topics.
It is CRUCIAL that you do this.
If not... I will not have sufficient funding.
Thank you.

2007-03-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone...

I'm back.

OMFG MY COM IS FRIGGING SCREWED!!!! MY TASKBAR DOESNT SHOW MY OPEN WINDOWS SO I CANT WINDOW-HOP!!! SO SAD RIGHT??

Haiya... not really in the mood to post. But we all don't want the blog to die out, right? Right? RIGHT??? *silence* OK nevermind.

In the meantime, I shall defend my position.

HAH JOSIE AT LEAST I STOLE THAT BEST IN MATHS POSITION OUT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSE. AHAHAHAHA. EAT YOUR HEART OUT.

NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH.

Ok this seems like a super mean post. But whatever. Haiz. There are 2 sides to a coin. Don't make conclusions until you've seen them both.

Wait. That's not the proper quote, right? Ahh heck.

hahaha

2007-03-21T03:16:00.000-07:00

i always dont know what to put as a blog title. its damn annoying. and i uhh removed all swears from my blog so that i can visit it in school. blehhs. really nth to say. haha today we had damned pe. then the hci guys wer staring at us doing pushups and who knows what else....

#ROCKzanne!`
[iisnt is tragic?]

yeah! more posts!

2007-03-19T05:30:00.000-07:00

Yay Jarrad THANKS FOR BLOGGING!!! So I shan't be the only person spamming ahahaha.

Eeee Crys so lame. Go take some stupid post from long long long ago... don't even bother to write one...

Ok since I'm bored and wuliao I shall post that speech we made for *a certain someone... let's call him LoserDesposer*!

Yo Dudes. I'm LoserDesposer and I'm a 16 year old cool [If you're dumb, like me] dude. [Actually I'm 13 but I'm so immature I could be 3. 13+3=16.] Uh huh, yeah. And I'm hot [If you squint HARD enough]. Looking for girls [well if you're a guy that's ok too. Or an animal. Heck, even if you're an inanimate object I don't mind.] I'm easygoing [In other words, I take everyone, everything!] and I'm horny. [I hump everything I see. Or don't see, for that matter. When there's nothing in sight I hump the air.]

Ok this is getting frigging wuliao. Right byes.

Random

2007-03-19T04:46:00.000-07:00

Vic, my head oso kena pat! Well, not by that person you were talking about, but a guy in my class! He's my good friend, but he's damn irritating!!! He steal my sweater lah, hack my locker lah, use me as armrest lah... Reminds me of SOMEONE who I used to hang out with a lot last year. Ya, it's random but just wanted to contribute, make this ulu hell of a blog more lively. If only every single one of our classmates had a blogger account and blogged. It would be super spammed lah!

Hakuna Matata!

2007-03-18T06:11:00.000-07:00

I just found this oldoldold post of mine written way back in P5 from the time when people actually CONTRIBUTED to Justin's blog and decided to share it with you people. Enjoy!

(Just so we can have some background info, this was written during the time of the Happy Toilets Programme and Ed and me were the Toilet (also known as Class) Ambassadors.)

Happy toilets' day!

What's all the fuss about toilets anyway? I know everyone shouldn't do their biz on the floor like Matthew (a retard in P5, for people who don't know him), but going to the extent of DECORATING the toilets? What for? Look, if people really need the toilet urgently, would they care whether the toilet has pretty pictures of butterflies and flowers on it? No, right? Decorate until so nice for what? Going to stay in it izzit?

*takes on role of news presenter in year 2010*

"And capsule hotels are officially out! Those are so totally year 2005... the in things now are TOILET hotels! And I shall now turn the spotlight on my colleague, Tloite Lee, who is reporting directly from the scene! Tloite, please!"

*Scene changes to a huge toilet-shaped building with lots of reporters surrounding it*

"Yes, and this is Tloite Lee reporting from Hotel DeToilette at Orchard Boulevard! According to Hotel DeToilette's managing director, the new hotel's facilities are the grandest ever, with free orange juice and chocolate cake for the first 100 guests! Complete with toiletbowl-shaped beds and ivory toilets with gold taps, this deal has to be the sweetest ever, as customers only have to pay 100000 dollars for one night in one of the hotel's Presidential Toilets! But you must hurry, for 99% of the hotel's 100 rooms have been booked! And once again, this is Tloite Lee reporting from Hotel DeToilette!"

"Thank you, Tloite. And this is Crystal Ong for the 10 o'clock news! Goodnight!"

*Stupid music signalling the end of the news plays*

*You are whizzed back into the present, where thankfully, phenomenons like 'toilet hotels' have not appeared yet*

2007-03-18T05:12:00.000-07:00

Heya!! It's everyone's fave ex-prefect back!! (ok maybe not fave. most hated? whatever.) In order to prevent this blog falling into a HORRIBLE STATE OF DISREPAIR, like MY OWN BLOG (yes! I actually update more here than on my own blog yanoe... Isn't that like so nice and kind and self-sacrificial of me? =D) I shall be nice and SPAM this blog. Doesn't everyone just luuuuurve reading nonsensical and wuliao and crappy posts?

This shall be a NICE, ENTHU post. To make you all feel HAPPIER after reading that post about how we're all gonna die. Really Wesley you sound like that Yvonne person who used to sit next to me... her favourite pasttime is to sing out loud "JOY TO THE WORLD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" when she's not singing her Cannonball song. Or patting my head. Yes she PATS HEADS. Crystal kenaed before. Ahahahaha. Ok I shan't crap about her anymore.

Well... what should I be happy and enthu about? Ok urm. Eh walao I seriously have no idea. No wonder Yvonne and Wesley are pessimistic. It's easier to be pessimistic. I can just say that some missile from some American Biomedical Warfare testing area missed its target of the sea cos of some programming error of 0.0000000001mm. And now it's going on a tour around the world... and its gonna spill the deadly virus its containing ALL OVER THE WORLD! And finally crashland in Singapore, releasing even MORE of the virus on us. And those that survive (because this was a TEST, remember?) The virus that was supposed to cause a SLOW, PAINFUL, LINGERING DEATH actually... MUTATED US ALL!!! And not mutants in the cool X-men kind. Mutants as in the... SUPER SUPER WEIRDED KIND. AND WE ALL DIE OUT EVENTUALLY.

Great. I just managed to create some weird post again. Whoops. Ok lets think of something nice and FUNNY! Oh yesss.

Crys and Rach and I sorta created a speech for Justin. We were super wuliao sitting there in the Evelyn Norris Hall (btw, how old IS she?? She looked like a frigging CENETARIAN!! I really wouldn't be surprised if she was.) o.O And we made up this speech for Justin! It's super funny. Should I put it here? Well maybe in my next post. POLLLLLLL. Should I?

A prospective view of the future...

2007-03-18T02:48:00.000-07:00

Seeing as no one else has taken the initiative to do this, I shall take it upon my duty to prepare you all for what is about to come ahead.
Important dates...
2019: Nuclear holocaust 1: This one was a failure...due to the Russian guy...barely destroyed a few US states.
2030: Nuclear holocaust 2 (pre-apocalypse): This was the more impactful nuclear holocaust of the 2. Half of Asia eradicated in a single blow...including sg btw. migrate quickly to France between 2024 and 2030
The Twin Wars occured from 2019 to 2024, involving many countries we noe... including France, so juz dun migrate there from 2019 to 2024...you wouldn't be able to get in anw.
2058: Hope has arrived for the desolate planet we now call Earth. Our ancestors have decided that the Ancient Disagreement was their fault, and have shared with us their knowledge.
2074: We have begun inter-planetary enterprises. The ancestors have enlightened us greatly.
2097: Humans are a highly advanced race. Looking back on the foolish economics and political structure of about a hundred years ago, we laugh. The wormhole theory [(xg2-(gs/c)) over 5z(squared)] has been proved and has begun to be put into practice. Interdimensional travel is possible up to the 6th dimension.
So on...

SO BORING ONLY ME AND VIC PUTTING POSTS...

2007-03-16T20:00:00.000-07:00

the holidays get sienner and sienner every year.........................
spamspamspam blog.......
no one replying...
such an ulu blog lar....(no off to yx)
this is crazy...
i am crazy....
crazier than many of u think...
much more insane....
see i hv this split personality...
its kinda split into many different ones...
so sumtimes i might be feeling sane...
and sumtimes u dun really noe me...
depends on a) the moon
b) the ppl arnd me
c) my mood
d) wad i see/hear/taste/feel/smell
e) etc etc.
F.Y.I. if u wna be on my future destruction list then be a super smart genius.

BACK

2007-03-16T06:16:00.000-07:00

Heya all! I'm back! *mad applause*

Ok ignore that ego trip. I feel like blogging. But there's nothing to blog about. Seriously!!!

Well. I could always tell you people about the crappy CPR course. Nah. Shan't make you all suffer the terribleness of listening to Vic talking abotu kissing dummys. The worst thing? I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS ALL AGAIN IN RGSRCY!!!! The dummy thingy was called a... "Little Anne". It wasn't really a Little Anne though. More like a Little Allen. (quoted from Rach. But I still agree with her.) It's really freaky yanoe... having to KISS that dummy... which doesn't have legs or eyes or hands or whatever... Eeyer. Ok enough about depressing topics. The food they gave us was really WEIRDED though... We had some fish thing. Half my fish was actually BONE.

Oh and yanoe what?? CRYS AND RACH AND I WENT TO THE SQUASH COURTS TOILETS!!!! It's supposed to be HAUNTED... wooooooo... But since it was full of people nothing went "BOO" at us. Haiz. It was all Rach's and Crys's idea. Wuliao people. I don't like the RGS toilets. They STINK!!! Especially the Block J one ok??? Gaaah. Oh well whatever.

Yay learning journey week gonna start. Hope it's gonna be FUNNN. Haiya... I'll just have to wait and see lor. Hope so.

Oh by the way. I got a new email. victoriaypz@gmail.com Can spam me or whatever there lar. the yahoo one still active though. Right. random piece of info.

I've decided that the world could do better without me spamming the 6GEP blog. So I shall end off here. Haiz.

Go find out

2007-03-16T05:51:00.000-07:00

Go find out... it's real cheem...
now if you have 2 opaque bottles exactly the same when u look at it...
and their placed on a table 5m away from u
and u cant go anywhr and cant do anything except stare at the bottles,
and one of them is filled wif a liquid...
wad are the chances u will guess correct? (eg.30%,70%,wdv)
weee i bet u dunno de...its too ingenius...
and im bored...

2007-03-16T03:11:00.000-07:00

ehh i think sth wrong wif wdv i typed in jap but nvm.
sooo sien i got nth to do.
shud i juz type rubbish?
ok here's sth for u jap-learners to go decode...
ダイベンをたべてください。
btw the previous msg was supposed to read...
わたしはライスをたべて愛する。
i like to eat rice-_-ll
really feeling bored sumtimes...
blahblahblahblahblah...
armaggeddon impending...save urselves b4 it's too late...
and quick chg the schs of the ppl...it's really weird seeing sum ppl without schs...

HEYA!

2007-03-15T07:12:00.000-07:00

wooh I'm back!!

I'M BACK FROM REDCROSS CAMP, AND I SURVIVED!!! (Although I almost collapsed. But hey, I made it through!)

OOOOH. This blog is getting lively at last. Yanoe its kinda funny? Like theres a Rachel over there going lululululululu and liddat.... xD

It's uh... very... diverse!! We could totally compete with 1/11'07 for being the MOST DIVERSE CLASS. (Ok actually we're 2 classes. But nevermind!!) Ok don't tell them I said that. xD Yarlar I know I'm a bad class chair. Sorry. =( But its true we ARE diverse. YAAAY! *Big round of applause*

Oh yay!! Our tagboard is getting nice and spammed. =) Don't we all love spammed tagboards? If you people need an ulu tagboard to spam you can come to MY tagboard. =D

Okie. Now what? It's 10.30pm now. Yawn. I shall finish this post quick and go to sleep.

Um rach... how dya propose we get the pic of our butts? Cos... I don't think all off us will be really willing to POSE. (I know I won't xD) But why would you wanna stare at other peoples butts anyway? I don't want to stare at say... your butt? Haha. No offence... just raising an example and plucking a butt from thin air. Urgh that sounds wrong. Ok scratch that. Oh oh oh maybe Munglin would. And then you could go put a site meter or something. And see who always clicks on "Horny".

Oh btw how come Jonathans name only got "Jonathan. Jonny" or something like that? Orrhhh Jonathan never go sec school arh? Tsk tsk.

Well I shall attempt to read what wes said. Um. watashiwaraisuwotabadeaisuruno. Oh goodie I read it! (but understanding is a different matter altogether.)

Okay I gotta go. I'll be back.

2007-03-15T06:08:00.000-07:00

This is my first ever posting... so interesting
わたしはライスをたべてあいするの
I'm juz feeling really wuliao....send me email if u wan....im really bored sumtimes...

to a dear rachel

2007-03-14T23:01:00.000-07:00

ehh u stupid keropok! xP ur blogskin isnt like this so stop complaining la. stupi dkeropok. and no orange award for u. and yea guys i miss all of you <33 even kevin! he's lke the nicest nerdiest cucumber-ey kevin ever lor~ ahaha im not making sense. and i updated my blog a few million times. www.the-immortalityproject.blogspot.com and rachel, i thought u only said IM WATCHING YOU to me. and how u gonna get everyone's butts? only u want to stare at them waht. waht a stupid redkeropok!

a dumb idea just died *bows*

xP

#ROCKzannne!`/[X] jingyi!`
weirdbluepotatoskin (:

Hi.

2007-03-14T08:31:00.000-07:00

The name says it all. HI! I wish that we all rosythp6gep'06ers can have a HUGE reunion!!! If there was one, I'm sure it would suck! :D After wiping off your stares, I, Shao Cloud, once again, say, with lots, and lots, of, commas, hi!

The best things in life are usually already
with you. ~Shao Yun(wipes off stares again):P

LULULULULULULULU!!!!

2007-03-13T17:41:00.001-07:00

No, this isn't Celine's brother Lulu taking over the com. It's Rachel. Or, fine, Paikia/Ahlian if that's what you want to call me, since everyone does, for some reason, even though I don't go around beating people up. -_- Ehh, how come this blog the posts can have title, my blog cannot? I don't know, my title box just dosen't appear. Refresh oso cannot. Change my acc oso cannot. Ah but whocares abt stupid titles. Make me think and then get all my energy drained only.

Hmm. Are we having a blogskin for this? But then skarli I not happy with your gay choice you not happy with my emo choice how. Unless someone can make one. Not me. I don't know how. I'm supposed to be dumb, remember. It's weird isn't it;beginning of last year I was being called a dumblonde and a bimbo. Then at the ending part of last year I kena called paikia. And there's a big difference between dumblonde/bimbo and paikia. You farnee people. Or maybe it's me who has changed. BUT I'm not a paikia. I'M WATCHING YOUUUUU. So anyway. If someone is smarter than me and could make a blogskin, I was thinking we put our big faces there or something. Or our big asses. Oh oh I know! Maybe we could have one with our big faces, then there could be a NOT HORNY TODAY/HORNY TODAY/IN THE MIDDLE button. And you can choose how the blogskin will look like, depending on how horny you're feeling that day. So if you click on the HORNY TODAY button, the people will turn around with their butts facing us. If you click NOT HORNY TODAY then they will turn back. If you click IN THE MIDDLE then half the people will turn around. Aha! And a great idea is born. *Takes a bow*

2007-03-13T05:09:00.000-07:00

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its ethanyn.or if SUM ppl have been calling me MADONNA too much im still not madonna.hah.so im in NYGH.and will SUM PPL stop asking me why.so just shuddup.and can sum1 hold a reunion or sumthing cuz i seem to miss MOST(but not all)of the rosyth GEPers.and like celine,im fed up with my dam current class.whoopee.so sum1 just do what celine says and hold a GEP reunion or sumting.i cat so dont ask.

ENTHUUUUUUUU!!!

2007-03-12T20:36:00.000-07:00

Eh rockzanne, you be more enthu lah. haiyer... And I have a suggestion... At the part with everyone's names, you could change into links, which links those who have blogs to their blogs. I know you dun understand, but you should get the basic idea of what i'm tryin ta say. Rosyth for-f**king-ever!!! WOOO!!!

2007-03-12T06:23:00.000-07:00

ehh everyone be more ENTHU can???

#ROCKzanne!`
[you suckk`]

Hello?

2007-03-12T06:00:00.002-07:00

Konnichiwa everyone! Long time no see! (although i don't really see you now either) How's everyone now!!! Betcha all enjoying the hols eh! So am I! But then still got 2 geog proj and one math... I know not as bad as you all lah! Wish you all the best to all of you!!! Oh yes, visit my class blog at 103rocks.blogspot.com!!! Thanks!

Hello?

2007-03-12T06:00:00.001-07:00

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE BLOG

2007-03-12T05:16:00.001-07:00

HEY EVERYONE!!! MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!! How have you old farts been? Still love you all to bits. Hey, why not we make a blogger account for this blog, so it'll be more fair. Then anyone can be the admisistrator.
Anyway, just like to inform you that 113 NYGH SUCKS!!! My class and the senior class is full of bitches, and sluts, and Qu**nies!!! Rosythians are the best la. Right now my bestest friends are still the Rosythians, Jia En, Jing Yi Tessa Ethanyn even En Ting. The rest of the people just seem so....ok nevermind.
June holidays we HAVE to have a classes renunion, because I miss you guys so much! March holidays are too short to do anything.
My birthday is coming up! If I do have a party I swear I will invite you guys! So do email me your addresses (INCLUDE YOUR MAILING NUMBER DAMMIT).

Love you all!

Celine
XoXo
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DOT MADNESS!~

2007-03-12T05:15:00.001-07:00

oh c'mon i'm onli an author? y can't i be administrator?

anywaez, hi to every1 hu actually becomes ONLY AN AUTHOR in this blog....lolz.

anywaez, i oso dunno wad to post so wth lah.

wad r we supposed to post on tis bloggy anywaez?

JOSEPH

yo

2007-03-12T05:14:00.000-07:00

2nd post!!! ehh guys join the blog lehh!!! must ar (:

<3 ROCKzanne!`xoxo

the number one post (:

2007-03-12T05:13:00.000-07:00

hey you all, i hope you don't find this blog.. umm.. extra? cause i know it's weird and all, only doing this AFTER we graduated. but it's not my fault nobody got down to it before! ): so yeah, please be enthu (: and tell me your emails if you wanna contribute. thankyou.

yingxin <3